Random Quotes and Sayings Thread!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Illuminooty, Dec 30, 2014.

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  1. A comic style book and it is also a film. It has a great story-line. I recommend searching it on Google.
    Illuminooty, Jan 10, 2015
    #61
  2. The ultimate excuse! Mwahaha!
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    Porphos, Jan 10, 2015
    #62
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  3. Your eyes are the best tv you can have, pick the right channel for you
    -tuqueque
    Tuqueque, Jan 10, 2015
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  4. I believe alien life is quite common in the universe, although intelligent life is less so. Some say it has yet to appear on planet Earth. - Stephen Hawking
    ZBSDKryten, Jan 10, 2015
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  5. This is my favorite go to phrase when people tell me something I don't like, "I reject your reality, and substitute my own" -Adam Savage, Mythbusters.
    cowland123, Jan 10, 2015
    #65
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  6. "When life gives you onions, make a BigMac" #Mcdonalds
    DrowningWhale, Jan 10, 2015
    #66
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  7. "Well, you see... a doctor cures people. A medic just makes them comfortable... while they die."
    -Doc, Red vs. Blue
    _Silver, Jan 11, 2015
    #67
  8. “They say that life's a game, & then they take the board away.”
    ― Alan Moore, V for Vendetta
    Illuminooty, Jan 11, 2015
    #68
  9. 'My Dad used to say "always fight fire with fire", which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.'
    Harry Hill



    'I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.' Spike Milligan

    The wife’s mother said: ‘When you’re dead, I’ll dance on your grave.’ I said: ‘Good. I’m being buried at sea.’
    Les Dawson
    ZBSDKryten, Jan 12, 2015
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  10. "They call me lazy, but I prefer the term efficient." -Anonymous
    Hashhog, Jan 12, 2015
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  11. "They told me to take me me me out of blame blame blame and see what I end up with, I ended up with bla bla bla." -Josh from AA on why you shouldn't blame problems you created on others.
    Illuminooty, Jan 16, 2015
    #71
  12. "Eat one fry at a time if you have self respect. Eat two at a time if you do not. Eat fourteen at a time if you are proud to be an American."
    -Matthew Inman on the eating of French Fries
    Hashhog, Jan 19, 2015
    #72
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  13. I was just waiting for someone to make the 'Murica joke somewhere in there :p
    CadenMann, Jan 19, 2015
    #73
  14. This has likely been said a million times already:
    "I cannot live without books."
    -Thomas Jefferson
    Gibabyte, Jan 19, 2015
    #74
  15. "when you yawn you breathe in poop particles"
    "i'm talking best toilet money can buy. top quality a$$ wipes. Superb bath/shower. expensive towels. good smelling soap. and a nice fuzzy rug for the floor, premium lights for excellent selfies."
    -mirr0rr
    Alyattayla, Jan 20, 2015
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  16. "For 20 years, I sought only this day. Nothing else existed... until I saw you. Then everything changed." -V
    Illuminooty, Jan 24, 2015
    #76
  17. "There is no elevator to success, you just have to take the stairs." -Unknown
    Soren658, Jan 24, 2015
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  18. Something like "we don't inherit the Earth from our parents, we borrow it from our children" is a native American proverb I like.
    SleepyPK, Jan 24, 2015
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  19. DCI Gene Hunt: [to a handful of kids, staring at his car] Anything happens to this motor, I'll come 'round your houses and stamp on all your toys. Got it? Good kids.
    Illuminooty, Feb 1, 2015
    #79
  20. "I don't have any pet peeves, I have all kennels of irritation." - Whoopi Goldberg
    EqualMachinery, Feb 1, 2015
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