Hahaha! I now have the idea that all the walls of text you have written in the past years were only made so long to set up expectations that would be defied by this thread.
Congrats on being 8, my guy EDIT: I just now noticed that this is what Joy_The_Miner said above...accidental i promise
That's interesting, because reading my post in that thread it clearly did not have the same effect on me. I guess the expectations hadn't been set up yet. Edit: I also feel like the thread title there would be much less likely to belong to a very long post.