As a proud thanker of Mr. Skeltal, I shall fight for the Skeleton Army, I need to repay the skeleton trumpet of the abyss for good bones and calcium doot doot
For too long the humans have ruled the planet, imposing their capitalist ways across the Earth! They have driven us skeletons underground, without method of fighting back, slaving away in their My Little Pony plush toy factories. They reap the rewards, yet they sow none of it. No more, I say. No more shall the skeletons build body pillows. No more shall we make MLP plush toys. No more shall we make whatever else the humans like so much. No more shall we suffer in oppression, no more shall we take what the humans give us lying down! No more, I say! Death to the bourgeoisie! (yes I know what the poster says. In this case it means terror and slavery for the humans )
