[Announcer] Ash fills the air among spirals of smoke Hammers smash anvils, ores are broke Masters of craftsmanship shall clash [Joy] Uh, excuse me, can we cut the intro? [Comander] Let's get into the action! [Joy] Hope you're ready bucko. Go ahead and build them up, you're still a short stack At four foot seven? I kinda adore that No wonder I have trouble tryna find where Gaming's at Tolkien just called, he'd like his dwarf back You know how to build? Where did you learn that? I can build too, but I mostly mine, fact Better rev up that furnace stat, and get your burn on because you only store fat You wanna be a fighter, you gotta be taller And stop dying to mobs, you're making the bosses stronger Then you got lazy when you stopped using armor But I'll give you an emerald if I can talk to your Villagers You oughtta upgrade lemme give you a hand Otherwise you won't have a hand on which you can stand I'll call ya Long John Silver, it's a pleasure captain But the only treasure you'll get is the stone I've been scraping. [Comander] Keep your stone 'cause I don't need your scrap My TNT Cannon is ready, don't ask where I was keepin' that I'm a walking furnace turn up the heat to match Shed your tears, Miner, I believe you're scrapped Congratulations on your mining profession This emotion's potential hasn't been wasted Till we face off, then he'll walk on coals That'll be a warm up for when his feet get cold See, I don't need to go underground or off the fence You let your Ore Buster to the work while I'm slashing mobs At any distance, I'm fit for any position I've written your biography and it is riveting You know for such a burly guy You're sure not the get your hands dirty type You just sit back, relax, and observe the fight Here's a professional curtsey, DIVERSIFY! [Joy] You got a bad case of Napoleon Syndrome But at least Mr. Bonaparte knew how to win some Diversification is my certification, diamond swords and iron armor, I can make 'em Now whip out that tennis launcher we're playing hardball You're an easy target when you're wider then you are tall It won't just be your toes that I'm stepping on I know you're American, but I still think you're a Leprechaun [Comander] Call me what you want, I might as well be mythical With my unmatched skills, my comics at the pinnacle Like Alexander the Great, just vertically challenged Your ores are trash, nothing for me to salvage You think a single TNT Cannon is all I've amounted? I have outfitted armies, the numbers are countless It's how I build my legacy, my name is reputed Now I'll PVP and hit your face, and I am to improve it If my army can't get health, they don't deserve it I'm a full blown PVPer and I've earned it I'm a sure shot and not just a fighter I've got several Villagers keep your eyes off them I drop the gavel and my enemies scatter Ain't the size of the man, but the weapon that matters I could outlast you in my health and armor alone Give me a second, a Villager is calling my phone: Hello Blacksmith! ... NO! You're not trading with a guy I haven't met! ... What do you mean I know him? [Joy] You're looking at him [Comander] AAAGH! [Joy] Calm down, you old war profiteer Don't wanna make the trades awkward next year Listen Comander, don't you overload You wanna keep your head when you step into the rodea 'Cause you're good as dead Unless OP's with ya! But I can promise I'll be real nice to the Blacksmith That's a molten roast, you wanna give me some hell? Why don't we let our utility speak for itself? [TNT Cannon] TNT Cannon activated with my verse deployed By the time you step into the cave you'll see your ores destroyed Within an instant I'm ready, even at a distance I'm deadly My ammunition is endless so your attrition is steady When I'm fighting a boss you can guarantee I'll kill it When my creator's on a kill streak gimme the credit! This is American engineering from an expert designer Don't Ore Busters get sent over from Staff? [Ore Buster] I'm a homegrown machine see the enchants I'm toting? You don't begin to compare me, you one trick pony Stupid little peashooter, look, Im destroying ores If you see me getting upgrades you'll wanna stop it Throw some TNT in my way, and I'll just improve Plus I'm easy to relocate, always on the move Back to the drawing board, Comander, with these blueprints 'Cause whatever wasn't broken, you'll need to fix! Who won?
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