Bee Question

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by Astromath1959, Nov 11, 2021.

  1. What do bees have when they develop a rash and start itching like crazy?
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    They have hives.
  2. If there’s a bee in your hand, what’s in your eye?

    Beauty - it's in the eye of the bee-holder.
  3. Why was six, frightened of seven?
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    Because Seven ate Nine

    Ta da
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  4. I thought this was a reference to “VVVVVV” (the game) at first. :p
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  5. Two muffins are in an oven.

    The first muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here."

    The second muffin says, "AHH, a talking muffin!"
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  6. I hadn't heard something like this before! It has a double punchline, I like it.