Amish Paradise Lyric Parody (Villager Paradise

Discussion in 'The Jukebox' started by Gaming_Comander, Jan 8, 2019.

  1. Ironic, isn't it, Amish Paradise is a parody of Gangster Paradise, and now Im parodying the parody XD. Hope ya like it. BTW: I strongly recommend listening to the song while reading this or if unable to multitask, listen first and then read this for the best experience.

    As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
    I take a look at the Village and realize its very plain
    But that's just perfect for a Villager like me
    You know I shun fancy things like redstoneicity
    At 4:30 in the morning Im milking cows
    Jebadiah feeds the chickens
    and Jacob plants, fool
    and Ive been milking at planting so long
    that even Comander thinks that my mind has gone
    Im a man of the land im into discipline
    Got an emerald in my hand and a nose above my chin
    But if I finish all of my chores and you finish in time, then tonight we are gonna party like its 2009
    We've been spending most our lives living in a Villager Paradise
    I churn butter once or twice living in a Villager Paradise
    Its hard work and sacrifice living in a Villager Paradise
    We sell Emeralds at discount price living in a Villager Paradise
    A local player kicked me in the butt last week,
    I just smiled at him, and I turned the other cheek
    I really don't care in fact I wish him well
    Cause Ill be laughing my head off when he's burning in the nether
    But ive never punched a player even if they deserved it
    A Villager with a tude? You know that's unheard of
    I never wear buttons but I gotta cool unibrow
    And my homies agree I really look good in brown, fool
    If you come to visit youll be bored to tears
    We haven't even filled the chests in 10 years
    But we aint really quaint so please don't punch and stare
    We are just technologically impaired
    Theres no armor
    No weapons
    No gapples
    Not a single luxury
    Like living in the wild, its as primitive as can be
    We've been spending most our lives living in a Villager Paradise
    We are just plain and simple guys living in a Villager Paradise
    There is no time to sit by living in a Villager Paradise
    We don't fight we all play nice living in a Villager Paradise
    Hitching up the boats
    Chruning lots of butter
    Hide from mobs on Monday
    Soon I'll raise an utter
    Think you're really righteous?
    Think you are pure in heart?
    Well I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
    Im the highest guy the baby Villagers wanna be like on my knees day and night
    Scoring points for the afterlife
    So don't be vain
    And don't be whiney
    Or else brother Imma have to get beta on your heiny
    We've been spending most our lives living in a Villager Paradise
    We are all crazy meta nice living in a Villager Paradise
    There is no cops and redstone lights living in a Villager Paradise
    But you'd probably think it bites living in a Villager Paradise

    Thank you:D