1.- Can you cry under water? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2.- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3.- Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4.- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5.- Why does a round pizza come in a square box? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6.- What disease did cured ham actually have? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7.- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8.- Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 9.- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10.- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 11.- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 14.- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 15.- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 17.- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 18.- Why does Goofy stand up while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 20.- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 21.- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 22.- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 23.- Why did you just try singing the two songs above? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 25.- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 26.- Why are these not in order?
Do you like pizza? Have you ever owned a dog? Have you ever owned a cat? What is your favorite food? What is your favorite food in Minecraft? Desktop or laptop? Favorite block? Least favorite block? Favorite item? Least favorite item? How many beacons do you have? Do you have an alternate account? How many rupees do you have? Do you like to go on enchanting sprees? Do you like tomatoes? Favorite type of cookie? Favorite breakfast cereal? What is your favorite state? Why? Your favorite subject in school? Do you like marshmallows? Have you gone camping? Are you tired of answering all of these questions? Favorite kind of pop? Favorite Youtuber? How big is your house? How many neighbors do you have? How many dogs do your neighbors have? How many cats do your neighbors have? What is your home smp? Why? Do you like to eat sunflower seeds? Do you like beef jerky? How much texp do you have? How much did your computer cost? Did you have fun answering all of these questions? Do I remind anybody of bobthetomato?
