SoulPunisher
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SoulPunisher

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It's been a long while since I wrote anything on here, and I appreciate that half of it was naïve teenaged ramblings, but if anyone enjoyed my writing back the day I've made a SubStack to publish such things on if you'd be interested in dropping it a follow. Mar 25, 2024 at 9:31 PM

    1. SoulPunisher
      first episode of moon knight was really good im so happy to see my favourite marvel hero in live action
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        regarding the other marvel property beginning with 'm' that got a live action adaptation from sony today: dont care
        Mar 30, 2022
    2. SoulPunisher
      Will Smith in the Oscars is the most terrifying villain to have ever existed in a piece of media. He's an intruder in the script Chris Rock and the academy so carefully wrote... like he's in some kinda suicide squad. Truly horrifying.
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      2. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        I genuinely can't avoid Will Smith no matter where I go on the internet. I love it. the memes are top tier
        Mar 29, 2022
    3. SoulPunisher
      The Joker in The Dark Knight is the most terrifying villain to have ever existed in a piece of media. He’s an intruder in the ‘crime is bad’ philosophy established in Batman Begins. This is a man who finds the thought of crime funny. Truly horrifying.
    4. SoulPunisher
      The penguin in Wallace And Gromit is the most terrifying villain to have ever existed in a piece of media. He’s an expressionless intruder in an animation style entirely based around exaggerated expressions. Like some kind of pingu-gone-rogue. Truly horrifying.
    5. SoulPunisher
      hello folks my name is president joseph robinette biden and today im signing an executive order to give everyone a costco discount
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      2. Jakres
        Jakres
        when bionicle movie with jerma mr.biden >:I
        Mar 23, 2022
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        my fellow americans i would like to announce jerma is now a biocinicel
        Mar 23, 2022
      4. Jakres
        Jakres
        biden you old fart you gave psychopath immortality
        Mar 24, 2022
    6. SoulPunisher
      put my dating profile’s location to america for a laugh and the first thing I saw was a 5’0 blonde girl wearing a “I love trucks” t shirt and wielding a rifle bigger than her
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        also had a pic of her swimming around in a pool in a bikini and cowboy hat combination
        Mar 15, 2022
      2. ultipig
        ultipig
        which country in america?
        Mar 16, 2022
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        eswatini
        Mar 16, 2022
    7. SoulPunisher
      oh hey I had my 10th year on EMC on February 8th lol!!! happy belated EMC birthday to me
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    8. SoulPunisher
      just got sacked from my job lol 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        following the battery incident (which i blame my boss for) i wasn't messing around with health and safety stuff, boss nearly dropped a pallet on my head because he was spinning his forklift around with one dangling off the edge, had an argument, he threatened to batter me, i told him to go away and said he stinks, he walked off, apologised to the next day and next thing is i got told im no longer an employee lol
        Feb 11, 2022
      3. Jakres
        Jakres
        Feb 12, 2022
    9. Jakres
      why is ryanair providing direct flights between liverpool and eesti
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        people here really like tallinn (and riga) for some reason so maybe that's why, either way ayo 👀
        Jan 30, 2022
      2. Jakres
        Jakres
        when eesti 🙃
        Jan 31, 2022
      3. Jakres
        Jakres
        when free slot in your schedule for civ 6
        Mar 20, 2022
    10. SoulPunisher
      exploded a barrel of batteries at work today, almost died, 2 fire engines needed to put out the fire, sent home early, epic
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      2. SteamingFire
        SteamingFire
        Did they at least tell you to go to a hospital and that they'd cover all treatment costs? Or are you not injured?
        Jan 28, 2022
      3. nfell2009
        nfell2009
        Luckily in the UK we don't have to worry about the cost of hospital treatment.

        Hope you're okay Soul <3
        Jan 28, 2022
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Uninjured, if we didn’t move the barrel outside when we did and if I didn’t start moving out of the (very large) blast radius when I did it’d be a different story lol. Was funny tho I’m fine
        Jan 29, 2022
    11. SoulPunisher
      the date changed
    12. SoulPunisher
      I am now officially dropped out from university lol
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    13. SoulPunisher
      me: *suffering from post-workout soreness so bad I can barely lift my arms above my head* my mum: “can you put the really heavy christmas tree up and get the heavy bag of crimbo decorations out the loft?? 🤠”
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      2. SoulPunisher
        Dec 7, 2021
      3. 607
        607
        Looks great!
        Dec 7, 2021
    14. SoulPunisher
      i refuse to be brainwashed into thinking florida is real
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      2. fadedmartian
        fadedmartian
        unfortunately Florida is real
        Nov 13, 2021
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Your propaganda doesn’t work on me government shills
        Nov 13, 2021
      4. ultipig
        ultipig
        i went there last month and it was weird going from 10c weather to 30c in flow-rida like how it was during the summer
        Nov 14, 2021
    15. SoulPunisher
      JUST WATCHED DUNE I LOVED IT AND IT WAS VERY GOOD
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      2. Fred_TWK
        Fred_TWK
        as I said to other friends, visually, yes, it's very good. as for telling the story? solid meh from me.
        Nov 8, 2021
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I’m not too bothered the plot didn’t advance much until the third act or so purely because it seemed mainly designed to worldbuild, just like that section of the book, rather than to get into the plot. Part Two will be a part two of the same movie, not just a sequel, IMO so I think I’ll love it even more when that comes out
        Nov 9, 2021
      4. Fred_TWK
        Fred_TWK
        I hope you're right, but I find the worldbuilding to have done very little building. Can you tell me who Thufir Hawat is (or what he does) just by looking at the movie? or that Paul was studying to become like him (in addition to weapon and BG training)? Because that's a pretty important point for Paul's story, imho.
        Nov 9, 2021
    16. Jakres
      bark bark
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        arf arf
        Nov 5, 2021
      2. Jakres
        Jakres
        i still have civ 6 platinum edition key 🙃
        Nov 6, 2021
    17. SoulPunisher
      As of 7:45 GMT, Sparky the axolotl, an animal I have raised since she was an egg almost ten years ago, has passed away.
      1. MoreMoople
        MoreMoople
        Aww, I'm so sorry for your loss. :( <3 RIP Sparky
        Nov 3, 2021
    18. SoulPunisher
      I think my axolotl is so ill she's dying and I'm 100km away from home and my family don't know what they're doing with it at all
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    19. SoulPunisher
      Went out last night for the first time since February 2020 and yeah have not missed the hangovers
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    20. SoulPunisher
      the left side of my head has really hurt all day and not even painkillers are working I hate this lmao
      1. chickeneer
        chickeneer
        Oof. Like Migraine pain? I've only ever had minor migraines - my mother on the other hand gets migraines which puts her out of commission for days at a time.
        Feel better soon!
        Oct 23, 2021
      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Yeah it was a migraine, pretty much left me incapacitated all weekend and stopped me from being able to eat anything meaningful since friday oof
        Oct 25, 2021
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