SoulPunisher
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It's been a long while since I wrote anything on here, and I appreciate that half of it was naïve teenaged ramblings, but if anyone enjoyed my writing back the day I've made a SubStack to publish such things on if you'd be interested in dropping it a follow. Mar 25, 2024 at 9:31 PM

    1. SoulPunisher
      Got my second vaccine yesterday and now I feel like I’ve got one of the worst hangovers I’ve ever had.
    2. Jakres
      Labour or Leibur
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I need to go Estonia and get a girlfriend there JUST to be able to use 'peenleib' in a pickup line tbh
        Sep 12, 2021
      3. Jakres
        Jakres
        peen itself can refer to something small
        add -is and you get that funny word :P
        Sep 12, 2021
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    3. SoulPunisher
      There’s something very relaxing about getting vaccinated to me and I don’t really know why lol
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      2. Lukas3226
        Lukas3226
        Maybe they mixed up the syringe and gave you better stuff :P
        Sep 11, 2021
    4. SoulPunisher
      why does EMC have pop up advertisements now lol
      1. StgbtL
        StgbtL
        No clue
        Sep 10, 2021
    5. SoulPunisher
      What’s 9 + 10?
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      2. farmerguyson
        Sep 10, 2021
      3. WitherDoggie
        Sep 10, 2021
    6. SoulPunisher
      Dreamt about getting a haircut... is this a sign that my over a year without one is coming to an end 😩
      1. ultipig
        ultipig
        The psychological meaning could be that there's something you wanna get rid of but you choose to keep it, but it could also mean a bunch of other things.
        Sep 8, 2021
      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        do u have any psychological analysis for the one I had the other night where I was babysitting a baby with an oval-shaped head and huge eyes and a massive ear-to-ear grin with sharp teeth, or the one where I had fungus hands sprouting out of a forest floor and trying to grab me while there was a giant spinning woman's head in the sky that was moaning? pls
        Sep 8, 2021
      3. ultipig
        ultipig
        lol
        Sep 9, 2021
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      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        I'd pay to be taught in a train.
        Sep 8, 2021
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Having taken multiple rides in pacer trains I wouldn’t. They were incredibly draughty and cramped (their design was ripped off a bus design lol) and they’d all been in use since 1980 and only retired last year. The floors were always sticky and the chairs were ripped to shreds and covered in various kinds of spillages that I’m pretty sure could give someone a disease if touched. I’d pay to never see one again tbh
        Sep 8, 2021
      4. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        That's part of the charm to me. :P
        Sep 8, 2021
    7. SoulPunisher
      I have changed my substrate, water, EVERYTHING in my aquarium, yet pretty much all my fish have died over the past month. Water parameters are all fine. I don’t get it.
      1. farmerguyson
        farmerguyson
        Do you change out more than a third of the water at a time? When we had fish we were told to only change that amount each week since fish can't handle a sudden change.
        Sep 7, 2021
      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Yeah my water changes are done 25% at a time once every week. Even when I changed all of the water I used the same filter media so the cycling was all complete and my water parameters are nothing to worry about + completely stable. The fish all display no signs of illness but it’s every day now I find one dead - within a week I’ll have nobody left to find dead. Spun my head tbh
        Sep 7, 2021
    8. SoulPunisher
      4 hours until a new Vampire: The Masquerade game lets goooo
    9. SoulPunisher
      McDonald’s hasn’t had milkshakes for 2 weeks and my local Co-Op is almost completely empty and the Asda’s 50% stocked..... epic Brexit moment
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Not bothered about the milkshakes but man it’d be great to be able to have a reliable source of bread 😩😩
        Sep 4, 2021
      2. OhMiku
        OhMiku
        dont worry we can spend the 350m per week on bread
        Sep 4, 2021
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Theresa May’s Brexit dividend: chip butties for all
        Sep 4, 2021
    10. SoulPunisher
      I hate James Corden. He’s coarse and rough and he gets everywhere.
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    11. SoulPunisher
      Been single for a year today 🥳🥳🥳😐😐😐
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      2. OhMiku
        OhMiku
        congrats gamer
        Aug 28, 2021
      3. Nickblockmaster
        Nickblockmaster
        Being single isn’t a bad thing, it sets the stage.
        Aug 28, 2021
      4. KatydidBuild
        KatydidBuild
        Learning to be YOU and being okay with that comes first.
        Aug 28, 2021
    12. SoulPunisher
      *breaks into walker's HQ* WHERE ARE THE CHILI CHOCOLATE CRISPS *puts gun to gary lineker's head*
    13. SoulPunisher
      “Poor people should just be less poor.” - Boris Johnson, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, 2021.
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      2. Rhyblet
        Rhyblet
        That would be nice, wouldn't it?
        Aug 26, 2021
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Someone should've told my parents to do it while I was growing up. Would've solved so many problems tbh I can't believe my university-educated mother wouldn't have thought to just not be poor. Bozza is a genius
        Aug 26, 2021
    14. SoulPunisher
      Hello can any animal experts on here advise me on what to do please: my dog has just almost choked to death (she literally went weak in my arms and her tongue went blue) but I managed to remove the blockage from her throat with my fingers. She’s laying on her side atm, had a
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Oh yeah of course, first thing me and my mum did was get her an appointment in the morning. Will have to wait though because it’s 00:30 and we don’t have any local emergency vets
        Aug 23, 2021
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        oh also just to confirm I've been monitoring her since after the whole incident, gonna try to sleep now (doubt I can tbh the surge of adrenaline is still going and I can't shake that horrible feeling of her going limp and not breathing in my hands) but my sister is in the room next to her so will be checking on her every now and then before my mum takes over at 5AM before she goes to the vet.
        Aug 23, 2021
      4. JesusPower2
        JesusPower2
        You're a hero!
        Aug 23, 2021
    15. SoulPunisher
      One of my rummynoses died 10 mins ago :(
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        One of my corydoras randomly died a few weeks ago too - tank parameters are fine, no signs of illness or anything. Idk what’s happening
        Aug 23, 2021
    16. SoulPunisher
      I'm now twenty hours into Death Stranding. Apparently got another twenty hours to go. Thinking I might pack it in now and just sell the game. Story is interesting but not interesting enough to be that bloated and hiking up and down rocky mountains isn't very fun anymore.
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      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Gameplay + combat is intentionally boring, the main trio of characters are unintentionally boring, one of the only two interesting characters got sidelined five hours ago and the other has had a total of five minutes of screen time so far. Of the twenty hours I’ve spent playing the game, four of those hours have been needless sub-plot.
        Aug 22, 2021
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Kojima needs someone to tell him to remove these stupid drawn out sub-plots and condense the main adventure into twenty hours. I do not need an eight hour long tutorial where I get introduced to the main villain at the very end. Why is this game getting a director’s cut
        Aug 22, 2021
      5. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Just... yeah you definitely made a good decision passing on it lol. I reallllyyy wish I’d set aside all of this time for Ghost of Tsushima atm lol
        Aug 22, 2021
    17. SoulPunisher
      i ran out of rice vinegar and accidentally made the discovery that mirin + sugar + salt + lemon juice drizzled into sushi/pudding rice is a 10/10 combination....... MAN
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        tuna mayonnaise/cucumber filling btw
        Aug 20, 2021
    18. SoulPunisher
      "Everything's true, except for all the lies." - an actual line Hideo Kojima wrote in Death Stranding. Someone rein this man in lmao
    19. SoulPunisher
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