SoulPunisher
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It's been a long while since I wrote anything on here, and I appreciate that half of it was naïve teenaged ramblings, but if anyone enjoyed my writing back the day I've made a SubStack to publish such things on if you'd be interested in dropping it a follow. Mar 25, 2024 at 9:31 PM

    1. SoulPunisher
      My sister just said my biceps look disgusting. Feels good to have people point out your new gainz you’ve spent the past month and a half weightlifting for 😎
      1. Nickblockmaster
        Nickblockmaster
        Thug life. That was just too far.
        Jul 5, 2020
    2. SoulPunisher
      why are youse all dead
      1. Jakres
        Jakres
        imagine the spooks being only one who made 3 status in past 24 hours
        Jul 3, 2020
    3. SoulPunisher
      When we get married can we have our first dance to Kernkraft 400 by Zombie Nation 👉🥺👈
    4. SoulPunisher
      Sunny with light spells throughout the day. As we move into the evening, expect mild thunderstorms and a chance of portals that lead to desolate hellscapes opening up all over England.
    5. SoulPunisher
      I’ve just seen the I’m A Gummy Bear music video, and... nothing prepares you for this. I cheered, I shouted, I cried, I fist-pumped the air. It’s absolutely everything you hoped it was gonna be. I’m so proud of it, and I can’t wait for you to see it.
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    6. SoulPunisher
      I’ve just seen the girl I like’s selfie, and... nothing prepares you for this. I cheered, I shouted, I cried, I fist-pumped the air. It’s absolutely everything you hoped it was gonna be. I’m so proud of it, and I can’t wait for you to see it.
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      2. JDHallows
        JDHallows
        I’m curious to see how long you can keep this format of forum statuses going for, lol
        Jul 1, 2020
      3. ShyguytheGamer1
        ShyguytheGamer1
        This sounds like a very simp thing to say...
        Jul 2, 2020
    7. SoulPunisher
      I’ve just seen Theresa May’s verbal takedown against Boris Johnson, and... nothing prepares you for this. I cheered, I shouted, I cried, I fist-pumped the air. It’s absolutely everything you hoped it was gonna be. I’m so proud she did it, and I can’t wait for you to see it.
      1. Hoops_McCann
        Hoops_McCann
        If she'd behaved more like this and not been so utterly vapid during her time as PM she might still hold that position.
        Jul 1, 2020
      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        She’s a great MP. The same thing happened with Jeremy Corbyn - both did well voteshare wise in 2017, if they left their party or were kicked out they’d be able to get re-elected as independents in their constituency because they’re that popular, and they campaign for their causes well as backbenchers
        Jul 1, 2020
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        both are also, apparently, rebellious against party factions/internal parties that they believe have hijacked their party (Corbyn vs. Blair, May vs. Johnson). But also both incredibly bad at leadership lmao. At least Corbyn had a personality though and wasn’t memed on for being a robot
        Jul 1, 2020
    8. SoulPunisher
      My facial hair is turning into beard and is spreading down my neck + over my cheeks. Is it time to hang up the vans and skinny jeans and to start dressing in boots, normal jeans, flannels and work jackets? 😔
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      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        I suffer from the same fate, sometimes I'll do it in the morning and then the same evening I'll already look ridiculous. :/
        Jun 27, 2020
      3. ShyguytheGamer1
        ShyguytheGamer1
        I shave and my beard grows back in a week or 2 I swear it isn't normal. I always dress in black everything and a green flannel, I look like a fat lumberjack.
        Jun 27, 2020
      4. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        I envy you lol
        Jun 27, 2020
    9. SoulPunisher
      I hate summer. 30 degree days with humidity through the roof and to top it off, we don’t have nighttime up here so it’s always bright outside and it screws with your sleep cycle 🥰
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      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        30 degrees sucks (it's that hot here too sadly) but I'm happy that it gets dark late, more light is more yay
        Jun 25, 2020
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        We don’t even have darkness here, it’s more like sunset where it gets black in most of the sky but you can always see the sun on the horizon. Sunset ends at 22:30, sunrise begins at around 3:40. It gets pretty blegh when you’re trying to sleep but the light starts to shine through and the birds in the woods out the back of your house start tweeting.
        Jun 25, 2020
      4. 607
        607
        Woah, I'd hate that. (the sun being down for such a short time) When we were in England last summer I suffered a little from the time difference, but I quickly adapted to it and went to bed early so it would be fine if I woke up at 7 or earlier. But we were low down, so the nights were long.
        Jun 27, 2020
    10. SoulPunisher
      Going to the beach today. This is the first time I’ve been properly out since lockdown began in March lol
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      2. farmerguyson
        farmerguyson
        Enjoy the sand, fresh air and refreshing water. The beach I usually go to isn't open yet, so enjoy!
        Jun 24, 2020
      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        *brags about having gone to the beach almost every week specifically because of the lockdown* oops
        Jun 24, 2020
    11. SoulPunisher
      a second wave would be nothing bro I hit at least 10 when I go surfing, what are you complaining about two for bro
    12. SoulPunisher
      Yesterday I got shown a picture of my dad when he was 28, the exact day he found out my mum was pregnant with me. Turns out me @ 20 years of age is just a skinnier + beardless version of him
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    13. SoulPunisher
      Father’s Day. Let’s get this over with.
    14. SoulPunisher
      Just had my first McDonald’s since they closed down in March and damn a Big Mac and fries has never tasted this good
    15. Jakres
      50k papers A4 sized just to force vote of no confidence against gov which is gonna backfire. truly worth the euro munnies /s
      1. Jakres
        Jakres
        actually its confidence vote. fyi eesti allows spamming 50k+ amendments and skip it all by turning bill into confidence vote
        Jun 10, 2020
    16. SoulPunisher
      Hoe’d up my dad’s grave earlier. Should be ready to get turfed over in a few days if the weather stays alright.
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        also yes this is a job for the groundskeepers, however they’re rubbish at their jobs and managed to screw up the placement of the top soil we asked for and then decided to walk all over the grave and leave their footprints all over it - won’t go down that route again
        Jun 2, 2020
      2. Hashhog
        Hashhog
        Sigh. There are always good people and bad people at their jobs, but it amazes me that given the task at hand they wouldn't try to have some extra special care to do the job right.
        Jun 3, 2020
    17. SoulPunisher
      what if we kissed in the rubble of the police precinct 👉🥺👈
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      5. ShyguytheGamer1
        ShyguytheGamer1
        Best internet exchange right here
        Jun 1, 2020
    18. SoulPunisher
      My mum was wondering where my dad’s childhood dog’s ashes were the other day. She found a ceramic jar in a flower pot a few days later and there was a plastic bag of brown gravel inside. She came inside and asked my brother and sister if they thought they were the dog’s ashes (#1
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        My sister jokingly said “Dad, if they’re your dog’s ashes, knock the jar out of mum’s hand.” 5 seconds later, the lid fell off the jar and my mum caught it, but it bounced off her hand and smashed on the floor. I came downstairs and could confirm that they were, in fact, the dog’s ashes (I was with him when he dug up the jar when we moved house in 2015).
        May 27, 2020
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Just a funny coincidence. The lid was loose-fitting anyway and was thus obviously prone to falling off. My mum has never been able to catch things. I think it’s just a funny coincidence and they all think it’s some kind of sign... and I’m genuinely just happy - and envious - they’ve got something like that to believe.
        May 27, 2020
    19. SoulPunisher
      every night I beg for the sweet release of death by mortal kombat fatality when I wake up and god disappoints me every morning
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      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Supermarket own brand versions of my family
        May 13, 2020
      2. Jakres
        Jakres
        If you search mine there's 1 guy among 40 people in the list.
        Poke me a PM if this caught your curiosity 😺
        May 15, 2020
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