SoulPunisher
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SoulPunisher

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It's been a long while since I wrote anything on here, and I appreciate that half of it was naïve teenaged ramblings, but if anyone enjoyed my writing back the day I've made a SubStack to publish such things on if you'd be interested in dropping it a follow. Mar 25, 2024 at 9:31 PM

    1. SoulPunisher
      21 days until I move out of my parent's house. God I'm excited.
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      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Ah yes the boat from Holyhead, yeah that sounds much cheaper and more fun indeed. :) One second after posting I realised that you wouldn't be in Liverpool anymore. :P
        Aug 26, 2019
      4. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Yeah I'm really happy for you that it seems to be working out so far, have fun. :D
        I'm also quite curious where you'll be studying at now. Is it Bangor?
        Aug 26, 2019
      5. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        It is somewhere around Snowdonia. I'll answer in a PM :P
        Aug 27, 2019
    2. SoulPunisher
      Eight years ago, at 3 million subscribers, I was a bro. In 2019, at 100 million, I am a 9 year old. Congratulations PewDiePie, genuinely couldn't think of a better YouTuber to hit this milestone. Two hundred million in 2028?
    3. SoulPunisher
      I stared at this Enderman before. He chased me and attacked me. I got into my house to get my sword, he was in my house, I accepted my fate. He didn't kill me and has instead been walking around my house. Whenever I leave the house he teleports to me and goes back inside with me.
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Do Endermen usually do this?
        Aug 23, 2019
      2. SoulPunisher
      3. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        If you stare at an End Man Sufficiently, he will be passive.
        Put him in a boat; this will make the End Man unable to teleport and you'll be able to stare at him for long enough to placate his wrath.
        Aug 23, 2019
    4. SoulPunisher
      i love it by Charli XCX and Icona Pop is still a banger 7 years later
    5. SoulPunisher
      London Boy by Taylor Swift shows that Taylor Swift has never actually properly been to London.
      1. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        Better watch out and not get stabbed when she actually does
        Aug 23, 2019
      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I've already avoided a stabbing and know 2 people killed in them, don't even live in London (wetwipe city) Taylor Swift is nothing to me.
        Aug 23, 2019
    6. SoulPunisher
      DAVID KOCH IS DEAD 🦀🦀🎉🎉🎂🦀🦀
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      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        What needless pain is being caused by celebrating a scumbag's death tho
        Aug 23, 2019
      4. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        Even evil has loved ones.
        Aug 23, 2019
      5. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        If you loved him and mourn him you 1) have enough money that you'll be able to tolerate his death being celebrated and 2) are part of the problem.
        Aug 23, 2019
    7. SoulPunisher
      Everyone's lungs are on fire for ethnic cleansing and farmland creation and the media doesn't give a toss, the Brazilian government doesn't give a toss, the world's leaders don't give a toss, companies don't give a toss. It's time to get angry... if you're not already.
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      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I really believe it. Bolsonaro's election platform had a lot about removing environmental protections for the Amazon and he has a seething hatred for the indigenous peoples living inside it. On top of that he, for some inexplicable reason (🤑), adores the agricultural industry that has been eyeing up the Amazon for a while.
        Aug 22, 2019
      5. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        See also his budget cuts to the Brazilian fire services. They severely handicap their ability to respond effectively to these fires, allowing them to spiral out of control very quickly. Such needless waste that just makes me really sad.
        Aug 22, 2019
    8. SoulPunisher
      MY GENERATION WANTS TO QUACK OBAMA
      1. ShyguytheGamer1
        ShyguytheGamer1
        PEOPLE LIKE PEOPLE THEY WANT ALIVE PEOPLE
        Aug 22, 2019
      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        GIRLS FOOD GEAR I DON'T LIKE GOING OUTSIDE SO BRING ME EVERYTHING HERE
        Aug 22, 2019
      3. ShyguytheGamer1
        ShyguytheGamer1
        STAWP QUACKING WIT DA KIDZ
        Aug 22, 2019
    9. SoulPunisher
      how do make hopper work
      1. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        hop for the best
        Aug 22, 2019
      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        genuinely laughed at that thats a solid 10/10 pun
        Aug 22, 2019
      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        i'm hoppy with that
        Aug 22, 2019
    10. SoulPunisher
      I just made an infinite redstone repeater for a self-designed cactus farm. The water rarely catches the cacti and I broke my hopper system by trying to make my chest arrangement nicer, but the redstone still works. Good to know I haven't lost brain cells since I was 14.
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    11. SoulPunisher
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      3. _REMOVED_87055
        _REMOVED_87055
        Why am I farming if I can't eat?
        Aug 21, 2019
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        He can certainly eat. His parents get plenty of potatoes that fall from a dispenser in their roof. In fact, they're actually right behind him in this picture. So are all his siblings, all stood behind lecterns in 1x1 pris- temporary tubes that they do their day jobs in.
        Aug 21, 2019
      5. _REMOVED_87055
        _REMOVED_87055
        I don't see no water sheep entrance
        Aug 22, 2019
    12. SoulPunisher
    13. SoulPunisher
      nobody asked but soul's big guide to shoegaze is coming soon
      1. Warlord678
        Aug 18, 2019
      2. Otus_NigRum
        Aug 19, 2019
    14. SoulPunisher
      my mans
      1. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        I am unsure of what this means.
        Aug 18, 2019
      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        It means my mans is in my profile picture
        Aug 18, 2019
      3. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        Who and what is that?
        Aug 18, 2019
    15. SoulPunisher
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      2. Rhyblet
        Rhyblet
        What on earth was that
        Aug 17, 2019
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        A documentary about the Great Park Runner War of 2011
        Aug 18, 2019
    16. SoulPunisher
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    17. SoulPunisher
      200 years ago today, a crowd of 80,000 people gathered in Manchester to demand parliamentary representation. The British Army charged into them, killed 18 people, injured 700, arrested their leader. It horrified the entire country and hastened Britain's transition to democracy.
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        It would take until 1928 before everyone would get the right to vote thanks to the work of the feminist suffragette movement, but the Peterloo Massacre was an important turning point and we must remember it those innocent people who were murdered in the name of preventing democracy.
        Aug 16, 2019
      3. jaari
        jaari
        Now lets prorogue parliament and lets get Brexit done!
        Aug 17, 2019
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        And once it's done let's put the plans that allow us to shoot tear gas into crowds of hungry rioters and kill some Northern Irish people angry over their country being split back into two!
        Aug 17, 2019
      1. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        optimates
        Aug 15, 2019
      2. ShyguytheGamer1
        ShyguytheGamer1
        Ah, a fellow Bon Iver fan. What is your opinion on this album?
        Aug 15, 2019
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Nothing will ever top the self-titled album for me I don't think, although I'm not sure if that's just because I've got memories associated with it. i,i is a close second though, combines all the best bits of BI and 22AM, definitely my favourite record of the year so far.
        Aug 15, 2019
    18. Jakres
      https://www.reddit.com/r/Eesti/comments/cq6x8w/prioriteedid/
      gov: "its austerity tiimeee"
      >meanwhile interior minister creates 20 million voluntary group with weapons 'cuz just in case if defence league, conscripts and police can't help ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      "hmm those police really wont need that 6 million"
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      2. Jakres
        Jakres
        oh please the Helme family just attempted to illegally fire police general dircetor with a false digital signature claim :P
        Aug 16, 2019
      3. Jakres
        Jakres
        nutshell: Interior minister got triggered over layoff suggestion.
        Send his son to give resignation paper and "drafted discipline punishment" paper. Only government can fire him.

        Wasn't in 2 meetings where departments decided look up at their own budgets on how to cut 3% costs and then send it to minister for review, while also doing PR communication to its employees.
        Aug 21, 2019
      4. Jakres
        Jakres
        Was in 1st meeting and even said "not all cuts should be happening" but then gets triggered over layoff plans when it got into media ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
        Aug 21, 2019
    19. SoulPunisher
      The internet screams and cries over a woman spitting on her dog. Internet also loves telling everyone about how great eating the flesh of animals that have the intelligence of a three year old human child is.
      1. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        Eating the flesh of both Dogs and Pigs are excellent.
        I don't discriminate.
        Aug 14, 2019
      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        what're the carbon emissions on dogs like tho
        Aug 14, 2019
      3. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        Not a clue, can't be worse than cows.
        Aug 14, 2019
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