SoulPunisher
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SoulPunisher

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It's been a long while since I wrote anything on here, and I appreciate that half of it was naïve teenaged ramblings, but if anyone enjoyed my writing back the day I've made a SubStack to publish such things on if you'd be interested in dropping it a follow. Mar 25, 2024 at 9:31 PM

    1. PetezzaDawg
      You know, I’d love to sadistically laugh at your misfortune with having to endure brexit, but it’ll probably have massive implications for Ireland’s economy aswell. So I’ll just put the Brexit jokes away. Slap Theresa May for me
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      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        May seems to have realised her error, or just wants power, though. She pledged to trigger a Conservative Party leadership contest in May 2019 and resign as PM by late June. She is now attempting to move the contest date to October 2019 and resign as PM in late Nov - early Jan 2020.
        Apr 1, 2019
      4. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        And just like brexit, it’ll be an eternal game of moving the goal posts.
        Apr 1, 2019
      5. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        She can't do that forever. The grace period for a party-exclusive no confidence vote ends in December. There's no way she'd survive that one.
        Apr 1, 2019
    2. SoulPunisher
      THANK YOU FANS FOR MAKING IS T-SERIES NOW YOUTUBE'S BIGGEST CHANNEL MAKING INDIA PROUD
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      3. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        more curry please and naan bread
        Mar 31, 2019
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        more linking the success of their corporation with patriotism, tax evasion and pirated Bollywood songs pls
        Mar 31, 2019
      5. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        pewdiepie is back in the lead fellas
        Apr 1, 2019
    3. SoulPunisher
      I know politics aren't allowed in statuses, but people who sleep without socks on shouldn't be allowed to walk free in this earth.
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        to be fair its 0 degrees outside
        Apr 3, 2019
      3. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        improvise adapt overcome
        Apr 3, 2019
      4. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        When it was -20 degrees in the Czech Republic last year when I was there, I also slept without socks without problems. :D
        Maybe put a blanket or so over the part your feet lay in (this helped me a lot a couple of times!)? Is the end put under your matrass? Is there not a cold wind stream right at your feet?
        Apr 4, 2019
    4. SoulPunisher
      It is 12 minutes into March 30th. I am still a European citizen. I'm a European citizen. I'm still a European citi- *hears 4 knocks*
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      3. JesusPower2
        JesusPower2
        Dr what?
        Mar 29, 2019
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Doctor where?
        Mar 30, 2019
      5. jaari
        jaari
        Clinging onto life I see...
        Mar 31, 2019
    5. SoulPunisher
      "Pokémon Go to the polls!" - Hillary Clinton, 2016, literal moments before becoming Lady Protector of Earth, the Solar System, to protect it for eternity from intergalactic space alien invasion. It is said that this quote caused her competitor Jeb Bush to exit the race and retire
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      2. Otus_NigRum
        Apr 1, 2019
      3. Gawadrolt
        Gawadrolt
        indeed, I would need an expert.
        Apr 1, 2019
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I know a good one. Lives around the corner from my old house and he's a bit of a nutter, likes his armchairs, but he's good. Won't set you back one bit though, he's quite literally priceless.
        Apr 1, 2019
    6. SoulPunisher
      I stopped playing Apex Legends for a week, just came back to it, and it's gone from being very fun to one of the most boring slogs I've ever had the misfortune to play through. Their battle pass is awful lol
      1. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        battle royal games are awful in general
        Mar 23, 2019
      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        To be honest, I unashamedly love Fortnite atm
        Mar 23, 2019
      3. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        R E P E N T
        Mar 23, 2019
    7. Warlord678
      repost:
      btw in nn seu's in a state of **** you at the balkan federation
      mainly because they angered the Chinese
      but that's okay
      you still have (most) of the resources you need to wage world war 2! you have lots of fascist buddies, but the caliphate hates you!
      alt pls
    8. SoulPunisher
      Today I stand with Christchurch and its Muslim community 🖤
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      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        "There was good people on both sides!" isn't exactly condemnation.
        Mar 16, 2019
      4. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        he literally said that he condemned all forms of racism though, or must some misunderstanding with language really be what he meant?
        Mar 16, 2019
      5. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        He probably did.

        His actions speak louder than words though.
        Mar 16, 2019
    9. SoulPunisher
      Writing to your MP is what all the cool kids do.
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      2. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        i doubt it actually does anything, it just makes people feel like they have say in what the government does, but in reality it isn't true at all
        Mar 9, 2019
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Depends on who your MP is. Unless you're clearly uneducated, mine listens. Labour MP, who are predisposed to doing that, and a Corbynite installed during 2017, so he's a proper working class hero type. I've bumped into him in the street a few times and he's a lovely bloke.
        Mar 10, 2019
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        was just asking him to vote with his party and vote down Theresa May's deal, extend brexit, and vote for a second referendum as his party leader has told him to. Not so hard eh
        Mar 10, 2019
    10. SoulPunisher
      The oceans in 1.13 are truly mesmerising i love it. Ugh I forgot how beautiful this game's soundtrack is. I'm having so much fun with Minecraft right now, my brain is fully focused on it and free of other thoughts for once, and I feel like I'm 10 years old again. this is good.
      1. fadedmartian
        fadedmartian
        come back bb <3
        Mar 7, 2019
    11. SoulPunisher
      Thinking about joining the People's Vote march on the 26th by myself. Ehhhhh
    12. Jakres
      (initially) 4 parties vs 1 party in opposition, who wins
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Hang on, you have a Parliament that ISN'T slacking? DEPORT THEM TO THE UK PLEASE
        Apr 13, 2019
      3. Jakres
        Jakres
        Apr 13, 2019
      4. Jakres
    13. SoulPunisher
      tfw your cousins whose parents literally tried to steal your siblings and ruin your parent's lives have grown up into the narcissists they were raised to be and want to make contact with your family again 14 years later by being as overtly aggressive as possible
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        *since the necessary authorities did their investigation and concluded that my parents were not, in fact, 'starving and beating their children'.
        Mar 5, 2019
      3. blackManLover13
        Mar 5, 2019
      4. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        We've got the old grandparents who are going to die soon but no one knows who's going to inherit their farm and if it's fair or we should sell it, etc. They follow the "First born son gets the inheritance" system which luckily my dad is the first born son.
        Mar 5, 2019
    14. SoulPunisher
      Luke Perry. Bloody hell. Loved him in Buffy, The Fifth Element, Riverdale, and I can't wait to see him in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. Rest in peace fella.
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      2. The_Boulder
        The_Boulder
        Don't forget "8 Seconds" wonderful movie I recommend you watch it...
        Mar 4, 2019
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        yeah the default in England/Europe as a whole is atheism so it was more to fit in at that point, and my interest in science really cemented that. I'll elaborate on it more in a PM if you want
        Mar 4, 2019
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Thanks for the recommendation. I love cowboy things and I'd like to see Luke Perry as the lead in something. I'll check it out sometime for sure :)

        Really breaks my heart honestly. Good guy with a great on screen presence and from what I've heard from background cast and his castmates he was really lovely and down to earth. We lost a good one today.
        Mar 4, 2019
    15. SoulPunisher
      Holy crap man, rest in peace Keith Flint. Legend.
    16. fadedmartian
      u seem 2 liek corn, yee?
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        i love ingesting cancer and an entire one way ticket to morbid obesity and heart disease mmmmm yes
        Mar 3, 2019
    17. SoulPunisher
      A pro-Brexit campaigner has thrown an egg at Jeremy Corbyn. This is uneggseptible and I hope the Breggxiteer realises the error of his wheys. A horrific attack that curd have been avoided.
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      2. fadedmartian
        fadedmartian
        I bet this guy eggcells at baseball
        Mar 3, 2019
      3. fadedmartian
        fadedmartian
        *big eggs-hale*
        Mar 3, 2019
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        We don't play baseball here. Nationalist Brexiteers, of the type the egg-thrower is, would play football. Old men tend to be pretty uneggceptional at the game, though.
        Mar 3, 2019
    18. 607
      Hey, a thousand posts again.
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        11,000 in total. Most of them are essays. Feels pretty good.
        Mar 3, 2019
    19. SoulPunisher
      PewDiePie and T-Series sub gap is just 3,000. It is the dusk of the final day. It's been a good ride fellas.
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      3. 607
        607
        It's crazy.
        Mar 3, 2019
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Back to 3,000 oh no
        Mar 3, 2019
      5. fadedmartian
        fadedmartian
        dont give up...


        Y'ALL DO YOUR PART-- HELP FELIX BEAT T SERIES
        Mar 3, 2019
    20. SoulPunisher
      Happy St. David's Day! 🇽🇼 Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus! 🇽🇼
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