ChamelonNYC
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ChamelonNYC

Elite Member, Male, from Space, the Final Frontier!

Great to be here for 4 years. Shame I couldn’t log in to celebrate the occasion. May 25, 2018

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    1. ChamelonNYC
      If you rip a hole in a net, there's less holes than there were originally.
      May 30, 2017
      1. TomvanWijnen, Tuqueque and Abele like this.
    2. ChamelonNYC
      The one thing you don't do is tell Duerte that he's doing a "great job."
      May 24, 2017
      2. synth_apparition
        synth_apparition
        Gotta hand it to him though his extrajudicial killings and 'it's okay to kill someone if they do drugs' rhetoric is working out pretty well. He seems to have a slight rebel problem and foreign relations problem, though - not sure why. He's great. Just the best. Absolutely. At least, that's what people are telling me. That's what people are saying. Just what I've heard.
        May 24, 2017
    3. ChamelonNYC
      Are we just not going to talk about the fact that there's a Kansas City in Missouri?
      May 21, 2017
      2. FluffeMarshmallo
        FluffeMarshmallo
        I used to live on Fort Leavenworth in Kansas when I was five and my parents would take us to Kansas City and would see the sign that said "Welcome to Missouri" and I always thought we were going the wrong way because obviously Kansas City should be in Kansas right? Wrong. I was so confused.
        May 21, 2017
    4. ChamelonNYC
      I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me.
      May 10, 2017
      1. TomvanWijnen likes this.
    5. ChamelonNYC
      I don't go jogging along forest paths because it's always the joggers who go missing.
      May 6, 2017
      1. Ch33zus and Roslyn like this.
      2. Ch33zus
        Ch33zus
        find a few running companions or a running group who do group runs once a week or summin through nice paths etc
        May 7, 2017
    6. ChamelonNYC
      Did you know? Aquaman's favorite gum is trident...
      May 3, 2017
      2. BenCannoli
        BenCannoli
        Did you know cockroaches have teeth?
        May 3, 2017
      3. D_ceased
        D_ceased
        That's almost as bad as the batman credit card joke :P
        May 4, 2017
    7. ChamelonNYC
      All the dislikes on the "Darude: Sandstorm" video are probably people who asked a the title of a song but were given "Sandstorm."
      May 1, 2017
    8. ChamelonNYC
      What do blind people dream about?
      Apr 30, 2017
      1. Roslyn likes this.
      2. Kephras
        Kephras
        The sound of one hand clapping.
        Apr 30, 2017
      3. Roslyn
        Roslyn
        Your statuses never fail to amuse me.
        Apr 30, 2017
    9. ChamelonNYC
      I wonder what people who type "u" and "ur" do with all of the time that they save...
      Apr 21, 2017
      1. TomvanWijnen, Roslyn, PetezzaDawg and 3 others like this.
      2. Ritunn
        Ritunn
        They do lots of things. You likely wouldn't believe it!
        Apr 21, 2017
      3. OhMiku
        OhMiku
        u wudnt believe me if a told u.
        Apr 22, 2017
      4. BenCannoli
        BenCannoli
        I would use it to build my long-lasting empire and create a new world order.
        Apr 22, 2017
    10. ChamelonNYC
      There is a fine line between the numerator and the denominator. Only a fraction of people will get the joke.
      Apr 8, 2017
      1. TomvanWijnen, Lady_Eliza, BlinkyBinky and 8 others like this.
      2. OhMiku
        OhMiku
        Stop it
        Apr 8, 2017
      3. BenMA
        BenMA
        *Slow clap*
        Apr 8, 2017
    11. ChamelonNYC
      Does anyone know why caviar is so expensive?
      Apr 4, 2017
      2. Tuqueque
        Tuqueque
        Cause is hard to produce...
        Apr 4, 2017
      3. synth_apparition
        synth_apparition
        Caviar traditionally comes from the Beluga sturgeon - a fish native to the Caspian Sea, which is listed as critically endangered on the IUCN scale. As a result of this status, caviar is illegal to import into the United States and multiple European countries. This ban on imports drives the price up by a large scale, and the rarity of the eggs does the same.
        Apr 4, 2017
    12. ChamelonNYC
      Everyone knows that sinking feeling of realization when you've put off a major project and it is due this week
      Mar 19, 2017
      1. TomvanWijnen, Lady_Eliza, BlinkyBinky and 2 others like this.
      2. EnderMagic1
        EnderMagic1
        Uh oh.
        Mar 19, 2017
      3. ChamelonNYC
        ChamelonNYC
        It's ok. I only went to bed at 4:30 that morning.
        Mar 30, 2017
      4. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Hahahahaha, yeah, I know that feeling all too well ;)
        Apr 4, 2017
    13. ChamelonNYC
      If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I would never get bored again.
      Mar 18, 2017
      1. TomvanWijnen and AnonReturns like this.
    14. ChamelonNYC
      The sausage principle: if you love something, don't find out how it's made.
      Mar 14, 2017
      1. TomvanWijnen, PetezzaDawg and NuclearBobomb like this.
      2. Kephras
        Kephras
        Lies. If I love someone's choccit brownies, I am darn well gonna get the recipe.
        Mar 14, 2017
      3. Roslyn
        Roslyn
        I don't find the way things are made to be gross at all. I have eaten bizarre foods on my travels before. Tongues, T_____S (wont spell that one out for reasons), even fried eyes. You'll be surprised how good some stuff tastes!
        Mar 15, 2017
    15. ChamelonNYC
      Did you knowa species of antelope can jump higher than the average house? This is due to their powerful legs and the fact houses cannot jump
      Mar 14, 2017
      1. TomvanWijnen, Abele, Kephras and 2 others like this.
    16. ChamelonNYC
      What compels someone to put eyelashes on their car?
      Mar 13, 2017
      1. WolfInAction likes this.
      2. Kephras
        Kephras
        I'm going to guess it's the same kind of brain damage that makes them put little raincoats on chihuahuas.
        Mar 13, 2017
    17. ChamelonNYC
      Ban shredded cheese! #makeamericagrateagain
      Mar 9, 2017
      1. TomvanWijnen, NuclearBobomb, Abele and 1 other person like this.
      2. Kephras
        Kephras
        You're a riot. :P
        Mar 9, 2017
      3. Abele
        Abele
        Grateness--no substitutes. :)
        Mar 9, 2017
    18. ChamelonNYC
      People who decide to hold entire family reunions in (and in doing so, block) Costco aisles are the worst.
      Feb 28, 2017
      1. PetezzaDawg, Abele and JesusPower2 like this.
      2. JesusPower2
        JesusPower2
        Costco is notorious! I've had people try to push me with their cart when the lanes were jammed.
        Feb 28, 2017
      3. IceQueenDawn
        IceQueenDawn
        i work in a store, when they do it at the registers!!!!! ohh my god! i have had to deal with those reunions, but let me tell you!
        2 older women, who have not seen each other for a week and need to catch up on ALL the gossip at the register, and cant baggage their items, or even pay!!! that is a whole lot worse! happens ALOT in my store, and they get horribly upset to be rushed!
        Feb 28, 2017
      4. ElfinPineapple
        ElfinPineapple
        Also, has anyone noticed how awful people drive their carts in grocery stores? It makes you wonder how we don't have more accidents on the road....
        Feb 28, 2017
    19. ChamelonNYC
      Why do the Minions have their own movie but not the Toy Story Aliens? We need to put a stop to this madness.
      Feb 11, 2017
      1. crazyminerpete and Qkazooo like this.
      2. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        Riots in Disneyland resorts across the world tonight at 8PM
        Feb 12, 2017
    20. ChamelonNYC
      "Thanks, Trump!" Just doesn't have the same ring as "Thanks Obama!"
      Feb 9, 2017
      1. crazyminerpete likes this.
      2. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        Trudat
        Feb 9, 2017
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