[Forum Game] The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Granted, you are now forbidden to play Team Fortress 2 so you don't have to worry about it.

I wish I was a panda.

Granted. Your teacher things your cheating and gives you a F.
I wish I knew what to wish for.…

Granted, but you end up failing the class anyways and have to be held back in school for the 20th time, and then they get tired of seeing you so you are kicked out of middle school at the age of thirty

I wish that everything would go wrong in the world.

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Granted, it does

I wish for free stuff.

Granted! The cops think you stole it and take it as well as aresting you.

I wish for...a sandwitch

Sorry for leaving you behind in replies! You are hunted and killed by a child.

Granted, but it falls apart from being made of sand. (Lol. Knew it was just a typo.)

I wish I would pass my Tech competency.

Granted, but you lose it when someone drops an anvil on you and kills you.
I wish I was level infinity.

Granted, you're then banned.
I wish I could make better test chambers.

Granted, then banned for killing test subjects.

I wish I had a diamond block tower that reached the build limit.

Granted then banned for hacking in diamonds.

I wish I had a pet dragon that I could fly around town!

Granted, but the enderdragon isn't happy and kills you.
I wish I had a diamond.

Granted, but you fall in lava with it.

I wish I had Kool Aid.

Mr. Kool Aid breaks all your house walls.

I wish I could time travel.

You get a chance to travel with The Doctor but the TARDIS breaks and you're stuck in infinite loop.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted, it's dead.

I wish I was a Diamond Supporter.

Granted. But you get banned and its useless!
I wish I owned Minecraft.

Granted, but you get DDOS'd to death because of it.
I wish Submachine 9 was out already!

Granted, but it came out too early, has horible quality, and needs patching.
I wish I had a cooler skin.