[Forum Game] The Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous' started by MigrantMove, Dec 4, 2012.

  1. granted, but your family fries you and eats you.
    I wish i could meet pewdiepie
  2. Granted but he runs over you with QWOP and irresponsible dad.

    I wish for a tasty healthy incorruptible amazingly cowified cupcake. With extra amazing icing. Did I mention its tasty?
  3. granted, but it is so awesome that you explode because your mind can't handle it's awesomeness
    i wish that a zombie outbreak would happen and i would be immune to the virus
  4. Granted, but you are the only person to be left alive on Earth and you live out the rest of your days miserable and alone.
    I wish that this wish would come true.
  5. Granted , but your wish finally happened but your mom denies it.

    I wish for to be ninja'd
  6. Granted. Unfortunately, the grammar processor was unable to comprehend your wish, so we came to our own conclusions, and sent a squad of ninjas to kill you.
    I wish my computer would download faster.
  7. granted, but it downloads so fast that your computer explodes
    I wish i my laptop would stop rebooting and work for a change
  8. Granted, but then it overheats more frequently.

    I wish I had a second Minecraft account.
  9. granted, but all servers think your hacking, and can never join any server ever again.
    i wish i get a beautiful wife when i get married
  10. Granted, but she hates you.

    I wish the Ban Hammer hasn't spoken.
  11. Granted. It is only swung.
    I wish I didn't have to make up schoolwork.
  12. wish granted! and then you woke up

    i wish i had amillion rupees
  13. Granted, then banned for money that wasn't legitimately obtained.

    I wish I had a cape everyone could see.
  14. Granted. It says "Stab Me".
    I wish I had a portal to any dimension.
  15. granted, But when you step in it, it teleports you over lava.
    i wish i had some bacon
  16. Granted. Then you find out your allergic to bacon
    I wish my wish is not corrupyed.
  17. Granted. Your wish is corrupted, not "corrupyed".
    I wish I was in a cartoon.
  18. Cummon. That was easy to read.
  19. Granted, you end up in a tom and Kerry cartoon as the cat

    I wish that I had electrokenesis
  20. granted, but you misuse your new power and kill yourself.
    I Wish i was a master hypnosis