Comander the Musical

Discussion in 'The Jukebox' started by Gaming_Comander, Aug 19, 2019.

  1. This is apparently what happens when I'm bored in my engineering class...I thought, Hey! You know what would be fun? Dubbing 5 classic From Disney songs to make them about Minecraft and Comander. So here's how it's gonna work:

    Throughout the day I'm gonna post a 1 song out of the 5, and see how y'all like it. Songs are:

    I'm Gaming! (You're Welcome)
    Part of a Team (Part of Your World)
    No Chance in Hell (It's Belle)
    A Whole New Team (A Whole New World)
    Be a Team (Make a Man out of You)

    I already know this is gonna get a lot of hate so...

    Let's do this Lin Manuel Miranda style!
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  2. *fights mobs*
    *Hoard of zombies and skeletons appear*

    Comander: Did any of you mobs see any of my other musicals? No? Ok...lets do this...
    Oh, I see what's happening here
    You're face to face with Comander and you're scared
    You feel your knees start to shake
    You mobs are always unprepared
    *Flexes* Meet my two girls, let's be clear
    Yes, it's me! Dwayne Johnson
    Eyes up here
    I know it's a lot - the black, the grey
    But I'll fight you mobs all day
    So, what can I say except: I'm Gaming!
    With my swords, these bows, you'll die!
    You'd better pray it's okay, I'm Gaming!
    I'm just your friendly neighborhood Minecraft-guy!

    OP:
    It's Gaming!

    Comander:
    Yup, I'm Gaming!

    Chat:
    Maximum effort?
    HECK YEAH!

    Gaming:
    Man, honestly, I could go on and on
    Actually, I'm a psychotic phenomenon
    The strength, to gives mobs the boot
    Doesn't my character look great in this suit?
    A mob hit me, I went nuts
    Why do my friends seem to like that so much?
    Don't need a rank, I'm here to stay
    I'll make you laugh as I'm taking mobs' lives away
    Damage the suit and reveal my skin
    Look at this mob as I punch his chin
    The Comander with an Attitude always knows what to say
    Hey, look at these mobs 'cause they're coming my way
    And it's hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

    *Gets shot by Skeleton*

    Hey! Ow! Ow! Not cool, buddy!

    Skeleton:
    Let it go... Let it go...?

    *Kills him*

    Comander:
    ...MY musical.

    Comander/VOICES:
    [He's Gamingl!]

    I'm Gaming!

    [He's Gamingl!]

    I'm Gaming!

    [He's Gaming!]

    I'm Gaming!
    Thank you, uh thank you very

    *Enters room*
    *Sees Moople*

    Comander: What are you doing here?
    Moople: I got trapped here, thanks for having my back. I gotta get back to my team now.
    Comander: Team?
    Moople: Yeah, my Contribution Team
    Comander: Can I join?
    Moople: You gotta apply first
    Comander: But I already wanna be...part of a team...
  3. Interesting! I will watch Moana tomorrow, so I'll read it then. ;) I'm looking forward to Be a Team!
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  4. I have seen Moana before with my cousins and I kind of liked it.

    If I had a song it would be Touch The Sky from Brave.
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  5. Comander: Maybe she's right… Maybe I should apply.

    Moople: Oh, seriously?

    Comander: Look at these kills, aren't they neat
    all by myself forty mobss met defeat

    Moople: Oh, god.

    Comander: Wouldn't you think I'm the player
    Player who has everything?

    Moople: I'm gonna be sick.

    Gaming:

    Look at you, Game
    Why does it seem
    You're all alone never part of a team
    Looking around here you'd think
    Yeah, well... he's got hobbies.

    OP: Yeah, messing around

    Gaming: I've got bows and heads aplenty
    I've got arrows and zombie flesh galore.
    You want thingamabombs?
    I've got twenty!
    ...oh, yeah
    But a team? Do I want?
    I'm not sure...
    I wanna be where the players are!
    I wanna be streaming with the guys
    Rolling around with the Contribution Team
    Breaking fourth walls only goes so far
    Bows are required for shooting, blasting
    Then time to construct, what's that word again?
    Oh... Build Team
    Teamed up with Kry, Hashhog and Chin
    There isn't a place I've never been
    Just wait and see
    I'll prove I can be
    Part of a team!
    ...
    Or maybe I'll be staff
  6. Gaming: Maybe a chance that I could join the staff team?
    You know I'd help you all so well!
    Good to see you again
    Look at me and take it all in!

    Staff: Please let us be, there's just no chance in hell!

    Comander: Burki! So, how about a little human to squid talk?

    Burki: UGH! Ya'll thought this was a bright idea?

    AncientTower: He doesn't even have the green rank!

    Comander: Tower! So, funny. You still doing...well everything?

    Aikar: Look alive, staff!

    Comander: Deadmon, if you wanted some TNT-

    Deadmon5: You're kinda in the way!

    Comander: Hey Moople! We'd get cool matching skins!
    We'd do some PVP, that'd be swell!
    Mess with my Tower I'll knock down yours

    AncientTower: My goodness let us concentrate!

    Staff: Oh, please won't you just let us be!
    We're begging you, Gaming, just let us be!
    There's absolutely just no chance...
    ...in hell!

    Staff:
    Good DAY!

    See you around!

    Bye bye!

    See you later!

    Good bye!

    Maybe next time!

  7. What on earth did I just witness...?
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  8. Highschool boredom
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  9. Comander: I didn't want to join that branch of staff anyways!
    Hey! It's Elfin!

    *jumps on flying Elfin*

    Comander: I can show you my sword

    Elfin: Um, stop trying to steer me, Gaming.

    Comander: It's called Marlix's Katana!

    Elfin: A mob melee item. Groundbreaking.

    Comander: Tell me, Elfy, now when did you last
    Let this player talk?

    Elfin: Senior Staff, I need backup!
    RainbowChin!
    A whole new team!

    Comander: Don't you dare close your eyes.

    Elfin: Please help me with this kid, Chin

    RainbowChin: Another player to waste my time!

    Comander: Just pretend that I'm Boulder!

    Staff: This cast is far too large
    We've not gone that far
    To let this player
    Join our team today!

    Aikar: What part of no singing on this channel DON'T you people get?

    Davie: Sorry, cheif

    Aikar: ELFIN. Drop that noob.

    Elfin: Uh, yeah... Give it a couple years, kid.

    *Drops Gaming*

    Comander: Oh...noooooooo!
  10. *Comander walks back home and pours cereal*
    Comander: Hey! These aren't the ones with marshmallows! OP! We got anymore milk?

    OP: Here you go, kid

    *Hands Comander Milk*

    Comander: Hey...what if I live with a team! Like in an Outpost! Like Regno!

    *Comander goes to Regno*

    Kaddrii: Let's get down to business!
    To defeat The Momo!
    Hordes of bad guys
    From a mob clan!

    Comander:;Thanks for the explanation, Kaddrii
    And for making true my dream

    ALL: Kaddrii and Gaming
    And Arkon!
    We're a team!

    *Staff and Team members raid*

    Comander: What the heck!?

    Burki and Moople:
    I guess we're here to help you now
    To beat up all these mobs!

    RainbowChin: Because we're friends not foe.

    Comander: With command rights!?

    Deadmon: What's this kid up to now?

    Comander: Welcome back, explodey Deadmon!

    Eviltoade: Guess it's time for me to show up too!

    Comander: TOADIEPIE!!

    ALL: Be a team!
    The baddest team-up in EMC history
    Be a team!
    Please make this meme
    Be a team!
    What happens now when the mobs are set free?
    (pause)
    Fighting together, we're all part of a team!
    Be a team!
    A band of players with varying powers
    Be a team!
    So overpowered it's almost cruel
    Be a team!
    Momo trembles and Marlix cowers
    Win, they host an event
    With Comander!

    Comander: Huh, I guess I should just be my own team! Still gonna bother y'all until I become one of you though
  11. Pff, they aren't great. :p Sometimes I also feel like some lines don't at all fit in the song. For example:
    "Moople: I'm gonna be sick." or "Comander:;Thanks for the explanation, Kaddrii
    And for making true my dream". But maybe I just don't know the songs well enough. ;)
  12. Well, every line you just mentioned is dialogue, not lyrics
  13. But is the dialogue part of the original films?
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  14. Nope, because it's a musical, I wanted a sort of tie in story, rather than just the songs. I'll organize them later ;)
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  15. Aah, I just realised, there's an ongoing story! That's pretty cool. :)
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