Share Your Best Joke!

This thread is simple:

Share your best joke!!! (as the title states)
It can be from you, or you can look up one.
Keep it appropriate and follow EMC Rules. Thanks!

Here's Mine I Got Off Internet:

Teacher: Whoever stands up is stupid!
*Nobody Stands Up*
Teacher: I said whoever stands up is stupid!
Little Johnny Stands Up.
Teacher: Johnny, are you stupid?
Johnny: No, Miss. I just didn't want you to be lonely, since you were the only one standing.

Share away!

But we had a joke thread recently.

So a joke would be this thread?

? We did? oops

Haha

I looked it up and it's even more recent than I thought it was.
https://emc.gs/t/79013/ (note that your thread comes less than a thousand threads after it)
It's okay, but I think most people aren't going to have much fun with a new thread at this time.

Oh well.
Still if people want to share something they can. Thanks 607

my favourite joke is

...yes...lol

My jokes tend to be like eggs for they are too runny for people's tastes XD

What's the difference between a duck.

"Theresa May has really made Deal Or No Deal so much more exciting than Noel Edmonds ever could."

"In cricket, it doesn't matter who wins: both teams and all the fans are losers."

For those who may be interested, there was actually a study done to determine what the World's Funniest Joke was. Wikipedia has an article about it here, if you would like to read a bit more about it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World's_funniest_joke

For those who just want the joke:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

My favourite Mickey Mouse story ever involves a machine that invented the best joke ever. It's so good that if you hear it you can't stop laughing, and can't help but share the joke with others (so it's infectious!). It's an amazing story, but unfortunately it wasn't released in the USA. If you want to see whether it was released in your country, check here! https://inducks.org/s.php?c=I TL 2558-1

Flat Earthers

Anti-vaxxers

#Villager4MOTM

Hahahaha

Ikr

Nah, tbh we are both jokes, bad ones at that XD

(I put this on the meme channel but idc)
Don't get vaccinated
you can't get autism when you die from polio