Thanks to another wonder parody and the permission of Jewel King, I have another for you! [Verse 1: Gaming] Like a dynamite, to a lit match I'm about to explode on this track That's right, Comander primed and ready I'll have you bouncin' high as betty Send you flyin' right outta your boots I'd call that a fine howdyado Jewel King, better head back to your base Oh wait - I flattened the place I get paid loads thanks to promos No joke - I'll leave your bank broke Lay low, because I'm on a roll Get it? fire in the hole! You look sad like a bomb that got defused Are you mad that I have more skills than you? Ph.D., call me doctor boom Hope you got a plan B, you're getting knocked up [Verse 1: Jewel King] Ew I smell trash a-burnin' Must be this disgusting scrappy vermin No worry, I'll demolish the freak After all, he's a homage to me Talkin' promos? I wrote the book Everything you know, you just took You're not my rival, you're just a fan Comanders first name must be bad! All he wanted was an autograph I'll sign a book and launch it back I move faster, hide! Move faster Area controlled, time to capture I've got plenty of promos and a hot hat bomb! Your wimpy mines are weakend bombs So come a little closer, click you're done Gosh Darn it! my promo's gone [Chorus: Both] This server ain't big enough for both of us Stick around, and someone's bound to blow it up Settin' you on fire Then I'll liquify ya Time to meet your maker Time that you retire [Verse 2: Gaming] Oh what a day, what a lovely day For mayhem, wouldn't ya say You call me a fan, but I do your job better Whenever you're off on another afk adventure What a role model, afk much? Throw you in the afk space - lighten up Even if you're not in my line of sight I got a bangin' bank shot - Dynamite I'm immune to any mine I drop Boo-Hoo, you collect promos I want I lost all my skills and yet I still find a way to stay a step ahead I take no fall damage, ain't afraid of heights Survived an apocalypse, it was a delight Even if you kill me, I'm not done explodin' Can't keep up you're stuck reloadin' [Verse 2: Jewel King] You've got a few tangled wires Forget explosives stick with OP You may have range, I'm an expert in melee I'll take a iron sword right to your brain, mate What a fool, prancing around Head full of memes - I'll whack 'em out You want the high ground? I wouldn't dare I can strike you while your in the air I've got skill, you need only luck Gold and glory! Mostly gold They'll have to glue you back together as well With a bit of salt from you as well Keep your gold, I have intelligence You're a psycho, I fight with elegance Turn this noob to a pile of junk Even while I collect promos and stuff [Chorus: Both] This server ain't big enough for both of us Stick around, and someone's bound to blow it up Settin' you on fire Then I'll liquify ya Time to meet your maker Time that you retire [Verse 3: Gaming] You have a high IQ By that, I mean your Income in Question The only cash you'll take from me Is the kind that'll blow up Nobody knows who you are anymore This rap is your resurrection You're nowhere near my level Then again, you lack the depth perception Just read the comments under this song Something tells me, you're gonna bomb My bodyguard will bust you up [OP] Argh, somebody's gonna shut you up [Gaming] My skills will lead to victory Since I have the better hand You laid the blueprints for me You're truly a demo, man [Verse 3: Jewel King] If I'm your blueprint Why aren't you an improvement? You're a lightweight, and a nuisance With a sidekick who thinks you're useless The wilderness taught you survival skills But you're not built for fighting If you're so rich then where'd you get Your weapons? dumpster diving? I've never talked trash Since you've actually set the standard Beware the dangers of potion drinking Wait - you are the danger! My skills are in better shape than you And I PVP as much as you weigh - times two Not so confident now? Head on home to True Haven Oh, that's right you got locked out! [Chorus: Both] This server ain't big enough for both of us Stick around, and someone's bound to blow it up Settin' you on fire Then I'll liquify ya Time to meet your maker Time that you retire So....who won?
