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TFW gurl leaves for holiday for 35 days and she dunno if she gonna get WiFi: https://i.imgur.com/y2gA5tY.gif Jul 29, 2016 at 8:39 PM

    1. SoulPunisher
      Happy traitor day, Americans.
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      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        The British would call it 'traitor day'. Other Western Europeans, not so much, seeing as France and Spain basically turned the revolution into a global war to get back at England for all the stuff it had done and to remove as it as the global hegemon.
        Jul 3, 2016
      4. BlinkyBinky
        BlinkyBinky
        1776 :')
        Jul 3, 2016
      5. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Thanks for destroying the First British Empire for us btw guys <3

        The Game of Thrones quote of "what is dead may never die, but rises again, better and stronger" rings true for the second of our empires <3
        Jul 3, 2016
    2. SoulPunisher
      The worst thing to come out of leaving the European Union is that the British aren't allowed to own slave Canadians anymore.
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      2. Hashhog
        Hashhog
        If you classify them as "Pet Canadians" they're still legal, fyi. All you have to do is give them a collar with a bone-shaped owner's tag.
        Jul 3, 2016
      3. Patr1cV
        Patr1cV
        "Student Athletes"
        Jul 4, 2016
    3. SoulPunisher
      My favourite song lyrics are "shalalalala", or alternatively "mhmmm hmm mhm mhhm".
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    4. ww2fan168
      Every Belgian in the world is offended by your profile picture.
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I don't care. I'm proud. The last time the Celts fought this hard against Germanic people, they got pushed into one corner of Great Britain and called foreigners by their invaders :P
        Jul 2, 2016
      2. ww2fan168
        ww2fan168
        Haha, I agree. Kind of glad, thanks for avenging the US.
        Jul 2, 2016
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Dim problem :)
        Jul 2, 2016
    5. WitherDoggie
      What is that profile picture?
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        The Welsh flag/the "Y Ddraig Goch"
        Jul 2, 2016
    6. SoulPunisher
      When she tells you to "träum schlect" <3
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      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        It is indeed.

        My goodbye message for the past two days has been "Have nightmares <3". She'll say something like "thx u 2 babe". Last night I said "gute Nacht" after she said she was going and I'd already done the nightmare thing. She said the traum schlect thing lol.
        Jul 2, 2016
      4. Dufne
        Dufne
        Who is she?
        Jul 2, 2016
      5. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        A grill.
        Jul 3, 2016
    7. SoulPunisher
      WALES! WALES! WALES! CYMRU! CYMRU! CYMRU!
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      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I should have just put the anthem in Welsh but whatever lol
        Jul 1, 2016
      4. Kippy159
        Kippy159
        Now they play Portugal. Part of my family is from Portugal, so I can't wait for that semifinals game :)
        Jul 1, 2016
      5. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        My family are from Wales and Spain (as well as like 5 other countries lol). I hope Wales hammer Portugal for the sake of my ancestors :P
        Jul 1, 2016
    8. SoulPunisher
      It's official, I don't like the direction the United Kingdom is going in. Time to find out how I somehow move to a country when I'm 18.
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    9. crazy_9977
      cool profile pick XD
    10. SoulPunisher
      The awkward moment when a girl sends you video snapchats and your mum walks in and you turn the screen away from her and she looks at you
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      3. BenMA
        BenMA
        Are you? :P
        Jun 30, 2016
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Unless mouthing the words to songs while messing with filters is vastly inappropriate, no xD
        And that's her mouthing the words to songs with filters on, I'm too manly to do that.
        Jun 30, 2016
      5. BlinkyBinky
        BlinkyBinky
        You can replay them tho
        Jun 30, 2016
    11. SoulPunisher
      I take a moment every day to look in a black screen and ask "what am I doing with my life?". Then my game loads up and I'm like whatever.
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    12. SoulPunisher
      My English skills get worser every day.
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      2. Phelps4
        Phelps4
        Mine do as well
        Jun 29, 2016
    13. SoulPunisher
      Found a girl with the same genetic skin condition as me. Attraction levels = instantly increased tenfold lol
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      2. mba2012
        mba2012
        Probably means you're related ;)
        Jun 30, 2016
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        But isn't everyone?

        And also her family is Serbian as far as they can trace back on both sides lol. No inbreeding (wot) 4 me :))))
        Jun 30, 2016
    14. PZRiptide
      Cute dog!! :D
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    15. SoulPunisher
      Okay, after giving it a bit of thought (actually one person changed my mind on it...), I'm kinda happy my mum applied me to a job.
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        The main selling point was "you get to bully little kids".
        Jun 27, 2016
    16. SoulPunisher
      TIL a German speaking English and saying my name is the cutest thing ever lol
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        The 'saying my name' part sounds incredibly dirty to me lol

        Sorry.
        Jun 26, 2016
      3. mba2012
        mba2012
        Go home
        Jun 28, 2016
      4. SoulPunisher
        Jun 28, 2016
    17. SoulPunisher
      Wonder how many people would vote leave now that the leave campaign has rolled back on everything it lied about?
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      2. ArchDukeMelon
        ArchDukeMelon
        And immigrants usually take up service jobs that normally people dont seek in their home country... so by saying they are stealing jobs from brits... its often jobs the brits them selves dont want (happened here in iceland)
        Jun 26, 2016
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I agree. The argument is that they take jobs young people would benefit from like waiters and waitresses, yet I've honestly never seen a foreigner in any of these jobs...
        Jun 26, 2016
      4. ArchDukeMelon
        ArchDukeMelon
        yeah, while the "dirty" jobs like cleaners and low paying manufacturing jobs get taken by foreigners
        Jun 26, 2016
    18. 607
      You showed up in my Facebook's "People You Might Know" friend recommendations o_O
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        What the hell... .-.
        Are you sure? .-.
        Wot .-.
        Show me the profile in our PM lel
        Jun 26, 2016
    19. SoulPunisher
      ᚛ᚔᚋ ᚆᚅ ᚄᚘᚏᚐᚇ ᚆᚅ ᚁᚒᚏ ᚚᚏᚆᚇᚐᚔᚅ᚜
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        It says "Mae hyn wedi'i ysgrifennu mewn pur Prydain.", written in the Ogham alphabet, which was used by the native British before Germanic invaders settled here. "Mae hyn wedi'i ysgrifennu mewn pur Prydain." means 'this is written in pure British' :P
        Jun 26, 2016
      3. 607
        607
        Wow, really? I never saw that before.
        Jun 26, 2016
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Yup, really.
        Jun 27, 2016
    20. SoulPunisher
      "Thousands of British refugees swim across English Channel to flee from unstable country"
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      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        No, it was a joke I saw in a politics-based comic :P
        Jun 25, 2016
      4. Shadow_Dcord
        Shadow_Dcord
        Oh, still though it could happen.
        Jun 25, 2016
      5. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        People will indeed flee back into the EU. Hell, some probably have. I plan to be one of them in a few years when I get the money and am of a legal age to move.
        Jun 25, 2016
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    Ayyy, I'm Jamie. You probably know me as Soul.

    I was born in Liverpool, England have been raised in that general area. I intend to get the hell out of here as soon as possible.

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