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Wen the gurl ur chatting up calls u her gay best friend... :c Jul 24, 2016 at 8:04 PM

    1. SoulPunisher
      I am now, apparently, Lana Del Rey.
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      2. nfell2009
        nfell2009
        yesyesyesyesyseyesyyesyesyyes
        Jul 13, 2016
      3. Keliris
        Keliris
        you are la reina del pop in your heart.
        Jul 13, 2016
    2. SoulPunisher
      I have a ship name with someone. What has my life come to?
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      2. Hashhog
        Hashhog
        Let's hear it. :P On a scale of 1-10, where 1 is it sounds like it was made by a mortally wounded Kim Kardashian in her last dying breath (while hallucinating) and 10 is "aw, cute" but also makes you want to vomit, how horrible is it?
        Jul 13, 2016
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I said 'Kramie' but everyone else is calling it 'Jimena'. Both sound awful to me .-.
        Jul 13, 2016
    3. SoulPunisher
      Aaand Cameron is out. Waited 6 years for this and I can't even be happy about it lol.
    4. SoulPunisher
      The horrible moment when you clean your ears out after a bath and now can't hear anything very well.
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Used my ear drop acid stuff I got like a year ago because I periodically get horrible ear infections in which I often bleed out of my ears, it burned - never had that before. I can hear again now though, so yay.
        Jul 12, 2016
    5. SoulPunisher
      "Dark Soups 3 is actually aight" - Jamie, 2016
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        'Jamie' not 'Soul' because 'SoulPunisher' is just a fake and over-the-top persona lol.
        Jul 11, 2016
      2. __Khepri__
        __Khepri__
        I, too, enjoy dark soup.
        Jul 12, 2016
    6. SoulPunisher
      Went to sleep at 12AM, woke up at 7AM, went back to sleep, missed school leaver's assembly, woke up again at 11:50AM. Oops?
    7. SoulPunisher
      Theresa May or Andrea Leadsom could be our next PM. At this point, I'd take Harold Saxon.
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        At least America isn't fracturing apart and you can vote for your country's next leader - you can't decide the next PM here unless you're a member of the Conservative Party, and the candidates are both batshit insane and Conservatives like them that way.
        Jul 9, 2016
      3. WitherDoggie
        WitherDoggie
        I mean our candidates aren't that great either, so we are kinda screwed...
        Jul 9, 2016
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Theresa is going to be PM. Or will be by the end of today or something. I don't even know.
        Ridiculous thing is she's pro-EU, the new PM thing came about due to us needing a PM who doesn't like the European Union because we voted out. She seems reluctant to trigger article 50 and I don't think she'll be the one to do it. Next four years will be interesting.
        Jul 12, 2016
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Thank you for the absolutely wonderful and needless contribution (spam) to my profile page. I appreciate it very much. Glad to have your input on such a topic. Will keep in mind for the future.
        Jul 8, 2016
      2. wonderwoman_16
        Jul 9, 2016
    8. SoulPunisher
      R u serious Germany
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        They exited the Euros :P
        Jul 7, 2016
      3. Abele
        Abele
        It would seem that Italy and France are also considering the option of exiting...
        Jul 7, 2016
      4. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I thought Italy was out though? .-.

        And if they can push past Ronaldo in the final on Sunday, France can win this. I'd rather have them win than Portugal :P
        Jul 7, 2016
    9. SoulPunisher
      "Tony Blair expresses sorrow and regret for his role in the 2003 Iraq War"... 'Sorrow and regret' doesn't make up for terrorism, scumbag.
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      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        cluster bombs were used, it fuelled the flames that caused ISIS, and all that man can do is say 'sorry' and attempt to justify what he made us do. Him and Bush are the biggest terrorists of this century. Our former Prime Minister needs to be locked away for life for leading the UK into that war based on lies. I hope his punishment is long and torturous.
        Jul 6, 2016
      4. 607
        607
        Strong words, but good points!
        Jul 7, 2016
      5. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        It genuinely does make me angry that he stood there and said sorry for 'invading them based on false evidence', but defended the fact that murdering thousands of people was justified and he maintains that Saddam Hussein had WMDs. Wouldn't even talk to his soldier's families afterwards either. Absolute pillock.
        Jul 7, 2016
    10. SoulPunisher
      I'm the type of person who likes to constantly do stuff but can't be bothered doing anything.
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    11. Roslyn
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      2. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        These are awesome :P
        Jul 6, 2016
    12. SoulPunisher
      Happy 68th birthday to the NHS! <3
    13. SoulPunisher
      On the 4th July, 1996, Jeff Goldblum and Will Smith repelled an alien invasion. Been 20 years today. I will never forget <3
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    14. SoulPunisher
      Happy traitor day, Americans.
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      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        The British would call it 'traitor day'. Other Western Europeans, not so much, seeing as France and Spain basically turned the revolution into a global war to get back at England for all the stuff it had done and to remove as it as the global hegemon.
        Jul 3, 2016
      4. BlinkyBinky
        BlinkyBinky
        1776 :')
        Jul 3, 2016
      5. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Thanks for destroying the First British Empire for us btw guys <3

        The Game of Thrones quote of "what is dead may never die, but rises again, better and stronger" rings true for the second of our empires <3
        Jul 3, 2016
    15. SoulPunisher
      The worst thing to come out of leaving the European Union is that the British aren't allowed to own slave Canadians anymore.
      1. Patr1cV and Hashhog like this.
      2. Hashhog
        Hashhog
        If you classify them as "Pet Canadians" they're still legal, fyi. All you have to do is give them a collar with a bone-shaped owner's tag.
        Jul 3, 2016
      3. Patr1cV
        Patr1cV
        "Student Athletes"
        Jul 4, 2016
    16. SoulPunisher
      My favourite song lyrics are "shalalalala", or alternatively "mhmmm hmm mhm mhhm".
      1. Hashhog, Dufne and Palmsugar like this.
    17. ww2fan168
      Every Belgian in the world is offended by your profile picture.
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        I don't care. I'm proud. The last time the Celts fought this hard against Germanic people, they got pushed into one corner of Great Britain and called foreigners by their invaders :P
        Jul 2, 2016
      2. ww2fan168
        ww2fan168
        Haha, I agree. Kind of glad, thanks for avenging the US.
        Jul 2, 2016
      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        Dim problem :)
        Jul 2, 2016
    18. WitherDoggie
      What is that profile picture?
      1. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        The Welsh flag/the "Y Ddraig Goch"
        Jul 2, 2016
    19. SoulPunisher
      When she tells you to "träum schlect" <3
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      3. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        It is indeed.

        My goodbye message for the past two days has been "Have nightmares <3". She'll say something like "thx u 2 babe". Last night I said "gute Nacht" after she said she was going and I'd already done the nightmare thing. She said the traum schlect thing lol.
        Jul 2, 2016
      4. Dufne
        Dufne
        Who is she?
        Jul 2, 2016
      5. SoulPunisher
        SoulPunisher
        A grill.
        Jul 3, 2016
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    Ayyy, I'm Jamie. You probably know me as Soul.

    I was born in Liverpool, England have been raised in that general area. I intend to get the hell out of here as soon as possible.

    My favourite games are Fallout: New Vegas, Fallout 4, Just Cause 2, Team Fortress 2, Minecraft, Battlefield 4, The Last of Us, Hotline Miami, and Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. I have way more than this, but I can't be bothered to list them.