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i will, on my honor, try my hardest to not attempt to crash an smp in any capacity this weekend. Having said that....I want to experiment with sorgina machine guns to see if they're remotely viable so no guarantees. :D May 17, 2019

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    1. BennyLikesCake
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    2. ElfinPineapple
      *crosses fingers*
      1. Will_McNab, top_benny and Harp4Christ like this.
      2. Harp4Christ
        *balances pencil on top of crossed fingers*
        Oct 21, 2018
      3. SkeleTin007
        Hang in there
        Oct 28, 2018
    3. ElfinPineapple
      I like you all, so when you see this understand that I have absolutely no love for what ails you. *Puts up anti-sickness barrier*
      1. Harp4Christ likes this.
    4. ElfinPineapple
      So I thought starting this job would mean I’m free in evenings. Hah. Little did I know. So: if you sent me mail or other things in game I need to answer or PMs on here I need to answer, PLEASE poke me again. Odds are its beyond buried at this point.
      1. Elite and MoreMoople like this.
      2. ElfinPineapple
        I make best effort to turn everything around in 24-48 hours, but this may prove unrealistic for a bit longer. So give me at least 72 before repoking. Ive been coming home and collapsing on the bed from exhaustion once I eat dinner. I’ll adapt, but will take a bit :-/
        Sep 24, 2018
    5. ElfinPineapple
      This customer service group is hanging me out to dry so I don't end up taking their survey. They think I'm not happy with them....and they're right.
    6. ElfinPineapple
      Anyone happen to know how to compress the size of PDF files? I got a new scanner and it works great, but it's outputting 56 page documents at 21 MB....not good for archiving :(
      1. ShyguytheGamer1
        Sep 8, 2018
      2. AlexC__
        I think Adobe Acrobat Pro has some sort of compression function
        Sep 8, 2018
    7. ElfinPineapple
      Apologies for the lower than normal activity. I started a full time job this week so I'm navigating the world of finding free time. Tougher than I thought, but I'm enjoying it so far!
      1. MoreMoople likes this.
    8. ElfinPineapple
      we bought a new desk
    9. ElfinPineapple
      Watching a horror movie before bed. Haven't quite decided if I'm making a mistake or not.
      1. Harp4Christ and MoreMoople like this.
      2. Otus_NigRum
        I hate walking to my room after watching a horror movie.
        When I walk down the hall I think im being followed or there'll be something in an open room..
        Aug 30, 2018
      3. 607
        I'd say yes.
        Aug 30, 2018
    10. ElfinPineapple
      Today is the day of the kitten rebellion. So in honor of National Dog Day I come bearing gifts of a sole, but very adorable, kitten. https://i.imgur.com/CVT9s1Q.jpg
      1. MamaBlo
        omg haha! That facial expression of "you do realize, it doesn't look anything like fish..gosh, those humans" lol
        Aug 27, 2018
      2. MoreMoople
        "That's not what I asked for..."
        Aug 27, 2018
    11. ElfinPineapple
      Got two of the top chess engines duking it out in a 10 game match atm. Game in 5' time controls, alternating colors each game. It's proving really interesting.
    12. ElfinPineapple
      I totally didnt forget about standard deductions when running income numbers tonight. Nope not at all. -.-
    13. ElfinPineapple
      Best thing about this month: No longer contributing to the unemployment rate. :)
      1. 607, q1zx, Silken_thread and 4 others like this.
      2. OriginalScuf
        Glad things worked out pineapple :)
        Aug 17, 2018
    14. lukariobro
      Am I being impatient?
      1. ElfinPineapple
        Uhh i haven't seen anything from you recently so probably not? Could you bump any relevant PMs back up please?
        Aug 10, 2018
    15. ElfinPineapple
      Those emergency management alerts on my iPhone are out to make sure that even the deaf and dead can hear them.
      1. Harp4Christ and derp_duckie like this.
      2. Tbird1128
        Yea glad I ditched my iPhone for a Galaxy.
        Jul 27, 2018
    16. ElfinPineapple
      Internet is back! Now to find my laptop's power cable......
      1. EmperorMelon
        its in that box over there
        Jul 22, 2018
      2. ElfinPineapple
        Or buried under stuff on top of my dresser. -.-
        Jul 22, 2018
      3. The_Boulder
        You left it back at the old house...
        Jul 22, 2018
    17. ElfinPineapple
      Impromptu contest cause I can. I'm moving across the US and en route in an RV. First person to PM me with my *CURRENT* location (city, state) at the time of this post wins 10k rupees.
      1. SkeleTin007, MoreMoople and Tbird1128 like this.
      2. ElfinPineapple
        Terms: One guess per account, no alts cause that would enable multiple guessing. Additionally, staff and their alts cannot participate.
        Jul 16, 2018
      3. Tbird1128
        How are we supposed to know this? My crystal ball is broken.
        Jul 16, 2018
    18. ElfinPineapple
      Starting tonight I will be away from EMC until at least July 22 due to IRL matters. As a result, PMs received will have a delayed response. Appeals and/or SS services should have Krysyy or all SS in the convo. Otherwise I'll answer on return. Thanks for your understanding!
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      2. Tbird1128
        MoreMoople he broke all the res tags look at the top of the forums page.
        Jul 16, 2018
      3. Kryarias
        Jul 16, 2018
      4. ElfinPineapple
        Very carefully with delicate and precise training.
        Aug 8, 2018
    19. crystaldragon13
      I really love your portrait Mr Pineapplie guy. =>
      1. MoreMoople likes this.
    20. ElfinPineapple
      Taking a breather this month to recharge batteries and rest. Activity in game/on forums will cease July 11-July 22 while moving and will be on sporadically the remaining days. Look forward to seeing you all in August with some epic plans I got in the works. :D
      1. MoreMoople likes this.
      2. ElfinPineapple
        As I'll be on sporadically at best during this period PM responses will be slowed significantly.

        If you need assistance that is either urgent or falls during that 11 day period, please contact another staff member. If you need a ban appeal reviewed, contact Krysyy directly. Otherwise I will get back to you as soon as I'm able to.
        Jul 1, 2018
      3. MoreMoople
        I hope moving goes smoothly! :)
        Jul 1, 2018
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