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I'm stockpiling food. What on earth has happened to the world? Mar 20, 2019 at 1:31 PM

    1. AltPunisher
      tfw your name is Piers Morgan and you hack dead girl's mobile phones but the problem with the world is the all new tasty schmasty vegan sausage roll by Gregg's
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      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        In 2002, Milly Dowler, a thirteen year old girl, went missing and was found murdered. Piers Morgan was the editor of the Daily Mirror when it got implicated in the hacking of her phone (alongside a bunch of soldier's phones, members of the Royal Family, and a few politicians) - as well as police bribery etc. He joked about it, said he didn't do it.
        Jan 2, 2019
      4. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        In 2012, the Leveson Inquiry said he did, but by point that he'd ran away to CNN in the US and Leveson Inquiry was cancelled by the British government. In 2019, the British bakery chain Gregg's announced their new vegan sausage roll. Piers Morgan is accusing them of being politically correct snowflakes and has called himself the leader of 'the resistance'.
        Jan 2, 2019
      5. WeebGang
        WeebGang
        understandable have a great day
        Jan 2, 2019
    2. AltPunisher
      Destroying the Amazon to own the libs
      1. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        They dare play dice with Humanity.
        Jan 2, 2019
    3. AltPunisher
      Told a girl I loved her in March and she seems to like saying it back a lot, graduated from high school with good grades, got accepted into two universities, met two of the internet friends I met on this website 6 years ago IRL, got a job got sacked (nice!). 2018 was good to me.
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      3. mba2012
        mba2012
        I’m still confused about the girl thing tbh
        Dec 31, 2018
      4. ShyguytheGamer1
        ShyguytheGamer1
        I'll rephrase, the ENTIRE FAM is moving out. My bad.
        Dec 31, 2018
      5. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Girl thing is more complicated than I'd ever wish for but yk whatever

        Why's the entire family moving out
        Dec 31, 2018
    4. AltPunisher
      So yesterday marked the one year anniversary of the banning of my main account. I didn't understand the reasoning behind it back then but I do now. To anyone I acted brash or offensive to, I'm sorry, and I hope I've made it up to you in the eight months I've been back.
      1. BenMA
        BenMA
        Don't worry, I still love you <3
        Dec 29, 2018
      2. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        If I don't seem rude, may I ask what you did to be banned?
        Dec 29, 2018
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        My sense of humour IRL is quite sarcastic, dark, sometimes offensive. At some point I couldn't distance 'IRL me' and 'EMC me' and it spiralled out of control. Eventually some people took it all in a way I didn't intend. When that happened I doubled down on it, got bitter, eventually got out on mod watch, handed out a few insults to staff members, a day later I got banned.
        Dec 29, 2018
    5. AltPunisher
      "Let us forget our differences," the Queen said, with a keyboard made of solid gold behind her, while she sat in a palace she inherited and had a taxpayer-provided £10 million stashed in an offshore tax haven.
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      2. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        Eh, I'm cool with the British Queen. She is basically the world's most overpaid diplomat.
        Dec 29, 2018
    6. AltPunisher
      Merry Christmas! What did u kids get from Santa
      1. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        I got some candies and chocolates, as well as some guitar charts, history books and a pyramid Himalayan salt lamp...
        Dec 25, 2018
    7. Otus_NigRum
      When do you want to start making a new NN forum game?
      1. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        January 1st?
        Dec 25, 2018
      2. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        Sounds great to me
        Dec 25, 2018
    8. AltPunisher
      Cowboys are just horse pirates with Texan accents.
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      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Yeah it's kinda weird how it came to describe American land pirates who rode horses instead of ships.
        Dec 22, 2018
      4. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        Hollywood...
        Dec 22, 2018
      5. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        "Land Pirates"
        Dec 22, 2018
    9. Warlord678
      Read page 84 of NN, very carefully. There should be posts about an Arctic Sea route, military ovewview, Supercarrier Specs, and a near-battle at sea.
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      3. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        2 Supercarriers, huh?
        I'll just think of them as nerfed, older, HMS Queen Elizabeth classes.
        Jan 7, 2019
      4. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        And I'll presume the 7 Aircraft Carriers are Invincible-Class Carriers that exist IRL. Ya okay with that?
        Jan 7, 2019
      5. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Yep yep yep
        Jan 8, 2019
    10. AltPunisher
      UNCONSTITUTIONAL NUNCHUK BANS
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    11. AltPunisher
      Who needs sleep? Not me, apparently.
      1. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        What is sleep? :P
        Dec 18, 2018
      2. 607
        607
        I do!
        Dec 18, 2018
      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        I also do, I just usually don't get enough of it because oops... :P
        Dec 18, 2018
    12. AltPunisher
      I have so many reasons to be alive right now and death is scary again and God life is pretty great innit
      1. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Awesome - really happy to hear that! :)
        Dec 15, 2018
    13. AltPunisher
      Happy 100 year birthday to the first election that men and women were allowed to vote in in the UK :)
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      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        It still baffles me how so many men could have the balls to say that they are so much better than their wives and other females. I've come to realise that so far, society has probably always been weird, its weirdness just changes along with time. :P
        Dec 15, 2018
      4. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        I guess when they're told that by society and raised to believe it they put up with it. I think it was only with the rise in widespread education they realised "wait hang on lol".
        Dec 15, 2018
      5. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Probably that yeah. I wouldn't do anything like that nowadays, but maybe if I had been brought up that way I would have... Society's influence can be insane.
        Dec 15, 2018
    14. AltPunisher
      I GOT ACCEPTED BY 2 OF MY UNIVERSITY CHOICES!!!!!!
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      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Ahh, I see. You should be really happy you have the choice of two now! :D
        Dec 17, 2018
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Happy because I've got two, unhappy because now I've got to make the independent choice lol
        Dec 17, 2018
      4. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Exactly. :P If possible, see if you can go to both once more. Look at your feeling about them too. Perhaps location? Slight differences in material studied? Hope this can help at least a little bit - good luck. :)
        Dec 17, 2018
    15. AltPunisher
      If anyone wants any entertainment, keep an eye on UK politics today. Theresa May is facing a leadership challenge from within her own party tonight, after postponing her Brexit deal vote because she can't win it in parliament, after PMQs where Corbyn can roast her endlessly.
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      3. WeebGang
        WeebGang
        She won, let's hope labour pulls through
        Dec 12, 2018
      4. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        117 to 200. 30% of the House of Commons support her and she's about to lose the DUP. That's a gaping wound.
        Dec 12, 2018
      5. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Plus one of the terms she's given the Conservatives is that she doesn't stand in the 2022 general election. Her career's done for.
        Dec 12, 2018
    16. AltPunisher
      Got rejected from one of my university choices. 3 more to go...
      1. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Aww rip. Let's hope for the best for the other three! :)
        Dec 11, 2018
    17. AltPunisher
      smocking gun
      1. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        What does this even mean?
        Dec 21, 2018
      2. AltPunisher
      3. Warlord678
        Dec 21, 2018
    18. Warlord678
      USA is back, dunno how FRNS is going to react to this.
      1. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        I saw. Wait on the sidelines for a bit and see what happens, try to handicap it I guess.
        Dec 10, 2018
    19. AltPunisher
      come on girl yeeeoowww
    20. AltPunisher
      Skins by XXXTentacion is the worst album I've heard this year by far. Thankfully there's only 20 minutes of it, which is admittedly 20 minutes longer than it should go on for.
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      3. ESSELEM
        ESSELEM
        tbh i wasn't even talking to you in the beginning you kinda hopped in but okay
        Dec 10, 2018
      4. 607
        607
        This is the perfect content for this profile page.
        Dec 11, 2018
      5. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        @607: ;) he really is. :P (second to last message)
        Dec 11, 2018
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