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I'm stockpiling food. What on earth has happened to the world? Mar 20, 2019 at 1:31 PM

    1. AltPunisher
      I haven't got an injury, I just wanted to make a status.
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      2. FalloutHood55
        FalloutHood55
        But what if you do have an injury, just you think you don't???
        Feb 8, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Then I need a doctor 😮
        Feb 8, 2019
      4. FalloutHood55
        Feb 8, 2019
    2. AltPunisher
      Just found a worker wasp on my bathroom floor. It's the beginning of February, temperature is ranging from -5 to 5 degrees still, it's the harshest part of winter, why on earth was this little buzz-demon not hibernating/dead what in tarnation
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      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Can solitary wasps look exactly like workers? I thought they were queens.
        Feb 7, 2019
      4. PhoenixAffinity
        PhoenixAffinity
        depends on what wasp species, but yeah they look like regular workers you see flying.
        Feb 7, 2019
      5. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Ahh that makes sense then, I appreciate the education on this topic, it really confused me :P It was just a normal old yellow jacket. Handed her over to my brother who put her outside in the cold rain, feel kinda bad now lol
        Feb 7, 2019
    3. 607
      Hey, you've had that pf before.
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      2. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Indeed I have :D
        Feb 7, 2019
    4. AltPunisher
      oil oil oil my bike likes oil oil oil oil my car likes oil oil oil i like oil oil oil oil i like to drink oil oil oil oil
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      2. JohnKid
        JohnKid
        What?
        Feb 5, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        i like oil
        Feb 5, 2019
      4. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        oh no don't drink oil
        Feb 7, 2019
    5. Otus_NigRum
      There's a new player in NN btw
      1. AltPunisher
        Feb 4, 2019
    6. AltPunisher
      got a job interview at mcdonalds tomorrow let's get this big mac
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      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Any updates? :D
        Feb 7, 2019
      4. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        oh yeah I didn't get it

        Not sure why but I guess McDonald's just don't like me at all because this is the 2nd time
        Feb 7, 2019
      5. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Aww rip, hope you'll be able to find something nice soon (if you haven't already). :)
        Feb 7, 2019
    7. AltPunisher
      I have discovered Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and I'm regretful that I've never tried them before. I never thought chocolate and peanut butter would go well together... And they're even palm oil free. I'm now convinced that there is, in fact, a god.
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      3. JDHallows
        JDHallows
        FROZEN REESES ARE AMAZING

        Especially when you have them with vanilla ice cream :D
        Jan 29, 2019
      4. MoreMoople
        MoreMoople
        Oooo, I'll have to try them frozen sometime...
        Jan 30, 2019
      5. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Me too.

        It's kinda been -5 degrees for 2 days in a row, and it's also been snowing and is incredibly icy and only going to get worse. I think it'll be a little while :P
        Jan 31, 2019
    8. AltPunisher
      Took a trip up to York. Visited a university, the cathedral, castle, museum, walked along the riverside, read some books at the hotel, escaped the news, and I've also been vegetarian for 3 days. Zero anxiety, intrusive thoughts, random guilt. Peak enlightenment, man.
      1. 607
        607
        Wooh!
        Jan 28, 2019
      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Awesome! :D
        Jan 29, 2019
    9. AltPunisher
      You wouldn't steal a car, you wouldn't kill baby Hitler
      1. ShyguytheGamer1
        ShyguytheGamer1
        Okay, now this is epic
        Jan 18, 2019
      2. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        🅱️en 🅱️ha🅱️iro
        Jan 19, 2019
    10. AltPunisher
      I just finished Slaughterhouse 5 by Kurt Vonnegut. No idea why I've never read it before. I think it's something that everyone should read.
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    11. AltPunisher
      Theresa May, the UK's Prime Minister, just had her Brexit deal she negotiated rejected by parliament in the largest government defeat in British history. Jeremy Corbyn just called a vote of no confidence in her and her government. We are only two weeks into 2019 this is amazing
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      2. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        No. The US is run by blind men, lead by instinct, Greed. The only thing seperating them from creatures is their ability to speak, read and write.
        Jan 22, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        And the British Conservative Party, the country currently running the United Kingdom, is run by members of the aristocratic class and landlords. They pay to have the media back them. They encourage lobbying and accept donations from the Russian Federation. American politicians are just unashamed about it.
        Jan 22, 2019
      4. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        I'd imagine every politician in the world is the same, besides the most 'hero of the working class' ones. They just know how to disguise it. We're all the same. We're all creatures.
        Jan 22, 2019
    12. AltPunisher
      I just had the coolest dream in a 1 hour long nap. I'm gonna write a short story about it.
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    13. AltPunisher
      The Country Formerly Known As Macedonia
      1. mba2012
        mba2012
        is that its official name now?
        Jan 12, 2019
      2. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        I wish, they only put a 'North' in front of it :(
        Jan 12, 2019
      3. TomvanWijnen
        Jan 13, 2019
    14. AltPunisher
      Can someone unplug me from the news please I want to be as detached as Keith from down the pub and not worry about a million and one things out of my control
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      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Genuinely a good idea I'd say. I don't watch, read, or listen to any news. If it's really important, people will tell me about it. Else, meh why bother. Sure, I might miss some things, but is that slight negative really so significant compared to all positives?
        Jan 8, 2019
      3. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        The news is negative because people crave negativity.
        Jan 13, 2019
      4. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Exactly. Negative stories get read and shared more, meaning their demand is high, so there will be more and more negative news.
        Jan 14, 2019
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      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        That is quite stunning.
        Jan 6, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        the future truly is now
        Jan 6, 2019
      4. PeculiarPotato
        PeculiarPotato
        now all i need is the money for one
        Jan 6, 2019
    15. AltPunisher
      "We'll still have some food after Brexit. The UK imports 70% of its food at this time of year and we'll lose it all, but at least we won't starve." - Prominent Brexit Supporter, 2019
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      2. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Fun fact: much of that inhabted land is really flat too. :P
        Jan 6, 2019
      3. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        not most of it...
        Jan 6, 2019
      4. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        "Means to invade and rule"
        Jan 6, 2019
    16. Warlord678
      "Attacking with physical blows? How crude and ineffective. I prefer honesty, whenever possible".
      I felt like sharing this.
    17. AltPunisher
      My sister was talking loudly on the phone at 4am. I told her to be quiet. She said "I will, sorry". She didn't stop until 6am and now I've slept from then until 3pm. Annoying.
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      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Whaaaa, how you do do that? :P In my entire life, I haven't called for that long, probably. :P
        Jan 4, 2019
      4. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        Get your hands on a Nerf Gun.
        Jan 4, 2019
      5. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        I just realised I wrote "how you do do that". My brain worked. :P Meant "how do you do that". :P
        Jan 5, 2019
    18. Warlord678
      Don't be so cynical, there's always hope for the future!
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      2. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        Wait, if you have "dependence", what are you dependent on?
        Jan 4, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Does a girl/other person count?
        Jan 4, 2019
      4. Warlord678
        Jan 4, 2019
    19. AltPunisher
      The British Army have just launched a recruitment drive at young people in the UK. The campaign insults them, calling them self-centred, snowflakes, addicts, and zombies. 2019 is so funny already and we haven't even hit maximum Brexit yet.
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      2. Gawadrolt
        Gawadrolt
        when patriotic bootlickers do anything, this is kinda the result *shrugs*
        Jan 3, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Not the worst they've done. Voting this country into economic suicide and electing a woman who wants to be a dictator so much she's probably the most hated head of government since King Charles II takes the cake for now.
        Jan 3, 2019
      4. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        great Britain broken, pls fix
        Jan 3, 2019
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