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your insulting a future us army soldier Jun 15, 2019 at 10:27 AM

    1. AltPunisher
      June is the end of May.
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      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        My friend is likely going to do a Mayor in English, so I'll just ask him instead. :D
        May 24, 2019
      4. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        May I suggest to you that these puns are trash
        May 24, 2019
      5. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        I must inform you that, to my disMay, you May not. :D
        May 24, 2019
    2. PetezzaDawg
      Am I right to assume that Brexit made voting for an MEP kind of weird?
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      2. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        To be honest I feel like it's not just the US that suffers from a system where voting for smaller candidates is political suicide. I don't see the point in bothering to vote when no one will vote for any of the alternatives.
        May 23, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        You get people to vote for the alternatives by voting for them when others don't. Eventually there's enough people to force a change. The one amazing thing we're seeing from Brexit here is the complete demolition of the two party system - in fact the Conservatives are about to have their worst ever election result.
        May 23, 2019
      4. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Its positive media buzz and voting for parties that want to break the two party monopoly that you make this change, and voting is the only you'll do that. If you don't like any parties, spoil the ballot. There's never any reason to not vote.
        May 23, 2019
    3. AltPunisher
      I just voted for the first time ever. I'm quite surprised at how quick, how in-and-out, it is.
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      2. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        Oh ho ho!
        May 23, 2019
      3. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        You know I used to be excited to vote when I was younger but now that I'm learning more and more about politics I realise that my vote doesn't matter at least in my country, all the candidates are trash and people are still voting in the parties that have made it blatantly clear they're there to represent corporations and not us.
        May 23, 2019
      4. 607
        607
        Good. It's so in the Netherlands, too.
        May 23, 2019
    4. AltPunisher
      Wireless headphones are really great when you're clumsy like me and now no longer have to worry about getting the wire caught on various objects or standing up with your phone on the table and walking away
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      3. Sadie_Dragon
        Sadie_Dragon
        I've pulled this mistake a thousand times in art at school.... Every time I'd need another color... (We were allowed to have our phones face up on the table with music and ref pics)
        May 22, 2019
      4. 607
        607
        $80-$100? Woah. My wired earbuds are €16.
        May 23, 2019
      5. ItsMeWolffpack
        ItsMeWolffpack
        I've also bought 5 or six pairs XD I've ran a couple miles with a pair of Airpods and neither fell out.
        May 23, 2019
    5. AltPunisher
      "It's all fun and games... until it's not fun and games." - Jake Paul, ending bullying, 2019.
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      2. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        wait what was staged

        Jake Paul calling a comedian a cyberbully for making jokes about him, calling the comedian a 'wannabe comedian' but then genuinely calling him a funny guy 3 seconds later, and then saying the comedian is mentally ill is something that Jake Paul would actually do lol
        May 21, 2019
      3. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        look at the video when jake paul confronts him. Cody's friend asks "is he coming to the party?" then you can clearly hear him say "bro remember the lines, say no he's not coming" and then jake paul says "no."
        May 21, 2019
      4. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Ehh the podcaster was telling him to 'just say no' as a set up for a joke, and yeah he says on the podcast that he set it up as a joke and even says that if Jake actually tries to start drama he'll kick his ass
        May 21, 2019
    6. AltPunisher
      I'm voting for the first time this week. I'm so excited.
      1. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Oh yes me too. :D And yet I don't even know what we're voting for, yay world. :P
        May 19, 2019
      2. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        I don't know what you mainlanders have but I'm voting for a party that wants to engage with the EU and use it as a weapon against climate change :P
        May 19, 2019
      3. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Sounds good. :D Going to look into it a bit more after my exams in 2 days. :)
        May 19, 2019
    7. AltPunisher
      It's 14 degrees outside and I am positively sweating and tanning.
      1. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        You British people... I guess the jokes about Brits not being able to stand the heat are true. *Texas heat and Canadian Cold intensify*
        May 12, 2019
      2. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        (I know you're Welsh, but everyone just bundles you up with the Brits anyway)
        May 12, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        To be fair the humidity is through the roof here and I live by the sea which is also quite warm recently.
        May 12, 2019
    8. AltPunisher
      I've made it to my 19th year on the planet heckin yes fellas
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      3. mba2012
        mba2012
        happy birthday!
        May 9, 2019
      4. TomvanWijnen
        TomvanWijnen
        Happy birthday! :D
        May 10, 2019
      5. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Thanks bois
        May 10, 2019
    9. AltPunisher
      In September, I will live a 5 minute drive away from the town of Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch and I can't wait.
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      2. mba2012
        mba2012
        I hope you can pronounce that
        May 8, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Clan-vire-pucl-gwin-gicl-gare-uch-win-drawb-ucl-clan-t-silio-go-go-gock
        May 8, 2019
      4. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        i missed a few words oops

        Can speak some Welsh anyway and will have to learn more to get around in the uni and talk to people so I'm probably alright :P
        May 8, 2019
    10. AltPunisher
      I just got my first ever Fortnite battle royale and i was genuinely breaking a sweat in the final 1v3. I've done my family proud today. If I die tonight I can rest easy, knowing that I have the Season 8 victory royale glider at last. Honestly chuffed to absolute bits lol
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      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        I got up to Tier 71 and completed 7/10 weeks. The last 4 weeks are on 85%/one more challenge but I can't be bothered and also my WiFi crapped out today so r.i.p

        Ember skin is fire tho and I don't really care about Master Key or Luxe so it's okay
        May 8, 2019
      4. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        I just wanted the secret skin it's actually good this season, but I guess we can't always have what we want lol
        May 8, 2019
      5. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Honestly I only play as Ruin now, he glows in the dark and everything, that skin sicc
        May 8, 2019
    11. AltPunisher
      Everyone dab to annoy Stormzy
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      2. The_Y0sh
        The_Y0sh
        Drugs Are Bad?
        May 7, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        a common saying but not the official motto
        May 7, 2019
      4. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        Nah man drill is a UK export that’s infecting Ireland aswell now, trap is what you’re thinking of
        May 8, 2019
    12. AltPunisher
      im going to do a history thread about Fortnite
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      2. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        This is Thor god of thunder, if you don't watch your mouth I'll fly over to your house with my hammer and kick your butt
        May 5, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        burn it with fire just like Tilted

        "THOR THIS GUY JUST CALLED ME A D******D AGAIN"
        May 5, 2019
      4. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        rip tilted and retail
        May 5, 2019
    13. AltPunisher
      lol I just realised that I haven't had a haircut in 11 months
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      2. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        You got 2 options. Become a hipster, or become a metalhead, both fit the look very well.
        Choose wisely, talk around the street is you said "All out Life" by Slipknot was a bop...
        May 1, 2019
      3. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        Do you maintain it well? Shampoo, use Conditioner and wash often? Long hair won't look bad most of the time, unless you don't maintain it, then it looks horrid.
        May 1, 2019
      4. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        I cut every month.
        I like it that way.
        May 1, 2019
    14. AltPunisher
      How did I get through 2 years of studying psychology when the slightest mention of something going wrong in the brain puts me on the edge of a panic attack smh
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      2. The_Y0sh
        The_Y0sh
        0-10*
        Apr 30, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        0.

        I wasn't good at the theory parts but I was good at and loved the sciencey neurology parts. The study into depression, PTSD, OCD, parental bonds, gender dysphoria, sexuality, etc. was all very useful for everyday application. On top of that it helped me get into university even with my relatively low grade compared to my class and is relevant to my degree.
        May 1, 2019
      4. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        And also my teacher was hot and a very cheerful person (teachers with all the energy of Eeyore on half a glass of NyQuil don't teach well at all) so that was a big bonus
        May 1, 2019
    15. AltPunisher
      I like how the Avengers Endgame page on Wikipedia is still written as if it's an 'upcoming' movie, despite explicitly pointing out in the third paragraph that it released on April 22nd.
      1. 607
        607
        How do you mean? It's all in past tense.
        This is interesting, by the way, I can't edit the article, it's protected. That's rather unusual (articles commonly get semi-protected, where you just need to log in, but for this level of protection you actually need to have at least 500 edits under your belt).
        Apr 30, 2019
      2. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Oh that's awkward. It shows up on my phone written as if the movie still isn't out, but refers to 'April 22nd' in past tense. On everything else it shows up as normal.
        Apr 30, 2019
      3. 607
        607
        Strange. I guess it got a cached version? I did check a version of a few hours before your status, and even in that one it was already describing it as a movie that was released in the past.
        May 1, 2019
    16. AltPunisher
      Hell yeah I just got my European Elections polling card suck it Brexit
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    17. AltPunisher
      Endgame was very good.
      1. FalloutHood55
        FalloutHood55
        No Spoilers
        Apr 26, 2019
      2. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        That’s one of the few times a movie has made me cry I’m not gonna lie
        Apr 27, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        tbh, didn't cry but my sister did and the girl next to us was bawling her eyes out for the last like 40 minutes
        Apr 27, 2019
    18. AltPunisher
      When you read an r/AskReddit thread for people to share their experiences with their ADD and realise... oh no I relate to every single one of these.
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    19. AltPunisher
      1.14 villagers bad
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