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Horror movie about getting @d on Twitter being a death sentence, with the death relating to the tweet. "@pewdiepie loved ur vid 2day!" 2 days later, Felix Kjellberg dies in a horrific accident while recording a video with Marzia. Netflix should hire me as a screenwriter tbh May 24, 2019 at 11:01 PM

    1. AltPunisher
      im going to do a history thread about Fortnite
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      2. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        This is Thor god of thunder, if you don't watch your mouth I'll fly over to your house with my hammer and kick your butt
        May 5, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        burn it with fire just like Tilted

        "THOR THIS GUY JUST CALLED ME A D******D AGAIN"
        May 5, 2019
      4. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        rip tilted and retail
        May 5, 2019
    2. AltPunisher
      In The Sims 3, a sim can be so pathetic and so much of a failure that when they are killed, death refuses to take them until they die of old age. Sometimes, I feel like that sim. Other times, I am that sim.
      1. 607
        607
        Huh, interesting.
        May 5, 2019
    3. AltPunisher
      lol I just realised that I haven't had a haircut in 11 months
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      2. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        You got 2 options. Become a hipster, or become a metalhead, both fit the look very well.
        Choose wisely, talk around the street is you said "All out Life" by Slipknot was a bop...
        May 1, 2019
      3. Otus_NigRum
        Otus_NigRum
        Do you maintain it well? Shampoo, use Conditioner and wash often? Long hair won't look bad most of the time, unless you don't maintain it, then it looks horrid.
        May 1, 2019
      4. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        I cut every month.
        I like it that way.
        May 1, 2019
    4. AltPunisher
      Happy International Worker's Day :-)
    5. AltPunisher
      How did I get through 2 years of studying psychology when the slightest mention of something going wrong in the brain puts me on the edge of a panic attack smh
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      2. The_Y0sh
        The_Y0sh
        0-10*
        Apr 30, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        0.

        I wasn't good at the theory parts but I was good at and loved the sciencey neurology parts. The study into depression, PTSD, OCD, parental bonds, gender dysphoria, sexuality, etc. was all very useful for everyday application. On top of that it helped me get into university even with my relatively low grade compared to my class and is relevant to my degree.
        May 1, 2019
      4. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        And also my teacher was hot and a very cheerful person (teachers with all the energy of Eeyore on half a glass of NyQuil don't teach well at all) so that was a big bonus
        May 1, 2019
    6. AltPunisher
      I like how the Avengers Endgame page on Wikipedia is still written as if it's an 'upcoming' movie, despite explicitly pointing out in the third paragraph that it released on April 22nd.
      1. 607
        607
        How do you mean? It's all in past tense.
        This is interesting, by the way, I can't edit the article, it's protected. That's rather unusual (articles commonly get semi-protected, where you just need to log in, but for this level of protection you actually need to have at least 500 edits under your belt).
        Apr 30, 2019
      2. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Oh that's awkward. It shows up on my phone written as if the movie still isn't out, but refers to 'April 22nd' in past tense. On everything else it shows up as normal.
        Apr 30, 2019
      3. 607
        607
        Strange. I guess it got a cached version? I did check a version of a few hours before your status, and even in that one it was already describing it as a movie that was released in the past.
        May 1, 2019
    7. AltPunisher
      Hell yeah I just got my European Elections polling card suck it Brexit
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    8. AltPunisher
      Endgame was very good.
      1. FalloutHood55
        FalloutHood55
        No Spoilers
        Apr 26, 2019
      2. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        That’s one of the few times a movie has made me cry I’m not gonna lie
        Apr 27, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        tbh, didn't cry but my sister did and the girl next to us was bawling her eyes out for the last like 40 minutes
        Apr 27, 2019
    9. AltPunisher
      When you read an r/AskReddit thread for people to share their experiences with their ADD and realise... oh no I relate to every single one of these.
      1. TomvanWijnen and 607 like this.
    10. AltPunisher
      1.14 villagers bad
    11. AltPunisher
      I GOT HORSES IN THE BACK
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      2. Sprhyngtime
        Sprhyngtime
        WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY 'BOUT NOTHINNNNNNNG
        Apr 18, 2019
    12. AltPunisher
      Why does bathwater taste so different to regular water from the sink tap?
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      3. FadedMartian
        FadedMartian
        wut even... o.o
        Apr 17, 2019
      4. 607
        607
        Because it's been warm.
        Apr 17, 2019
      5. ShyguytheGamer1
        ShyguytheGamer1
        I think I need a bath after reading that
        Apr 17, 2019
    13. nfell2009
      just passing by
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      3. nfell2009
        nfell2009
        hi mba
        Apr 17, 2019
      4. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Of course I follow you smh
        Apr 17, 2019
      5. nfell2009
        nfell2009
        yay
        Apr 18, 2019
    14. AltPunisher
      Did they get Quasimodo out of the Notre Dame before it started burning?
      1. Hashhog likes this.
      2. ShyguytheGamer1
        ShyguytheGamer1
        I hope they did
        Apr 15, 2019
      3. Kephras
        Kephras
        Who do you think started it in the first place? Dude's had enough of everyone's crap.
        Apr 16, 2019
      4. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Esmerelda's friendzoning of him really set him on the path of the Sith.
        Apr 16, 2019
      1. MoreMoople
        MoreMoople
        Row row row your turtle, gently down the streaaaam...
        Apr 13, 2019
    15. AltPunisher
      WINDMILL NOISE CAUSES CANCER
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      2. PetezzaDawg
        PetezzaDawg
        Wifi! Wind farms! Wind farms with WiFi!
        Apr 5, 2019
      3. Kephras
        Kephras
        Status unclear. May have contracted retinal cancer.
        Apr 5, 2019
      4. ItsMeWolffpack
        ItsMeWolffpack
        I hate how we're wasting power by turning these big fans on. Insane.
        Apr 6, 2019
    16. AltPunisher
      Can't believe Martin Luther King started the Protestant reformation in 1517 and led the American civil rights movement in 1955 until 1968. And he's still alive today. Legend 🙏
      1. Warlord678
        Apr 5, 2019
      2. ConductorConduit
        Apr 5, 2019
    17. AltPunisher
      YouTube comments make me realise how ill-thought out of a decision the creation of life can be.
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      2. Kephras
        Kephras
        Another argument for Evolution: you can't look at those and think there was *anything* intelligent responsible for their existence.

        AKA, "If God had a plan, you would be where His coffee mug stained it."
        Apr 4, 2019
      3. Warlord678
        Warlord678
        And yet these ill-thought out decisions are needed to maintain an even remotely stable population level. Korea thinks these decisions out, now it's depopulating itself to hell. There will be no more Korean people by 2150.
        Apr 4, 2019
    18. AltPunisher
      Reality has become so ridiculous that I've seen several news articles today and became very confused in regards to the issue of their truthfulness.
      1. Kephras, JesusPower2 and PetezzaDawg like this.
      2. JesusPower2
        JesusPower2
        You are getting older and wiser, but the quality of news reporting stays the same. I've have to recalibrate my expectations every few years.
        Apr 1, 2019
      3. AltPunisher
        AltPunisher
        Honestly, it's not even the way it's reported. I just saw stuff like "Theresa May to make Eastenders appearance to sell Brexit deal to the public," and "Larry the Downing Street cat to get his own cat flap to PM's house" that were genuinely conceivable to my mind.
        Apr 1, 2019
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