I found it from /r/Europe and I thought why not bring that question to here. So yeah, which country should colonize your country?
I'm from England. I have Welsh, Irish and Spanish history. Nobody in the history of my family has ever lived in a place (as far as I can trace back, anyway) that has been one to get colonized. They've always come from countries with the largest Empires in the world TL;DR: Nobody. The UK would never let someone colonize them Although, if you're wondering; I kinda wish Harald Hardrada had successfully invaded England in 1066. That way the UK would never have existed and would be part of Norway; a country I'm quite fond of...
I don't really care about my existence all too much. If it made the UK a nicer place to live in (95% of the country is falling apart and everywhere but London is the equivalent of Detroit), then I'm all for it. I'm kinda jealous of you D: