The Pun Thread

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by emfs_ad, Jan 10, 2014.

  1. This is a simple thread about puns. We all enjoy them, so lets enjoy them together.
    Let's see who's the best ;)

    Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
    emfs_ad, Jan 10, 2014
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  2. Might as well post what I posted in the Other pun thread.
    Glass is a pane to place.
    Unoski, Jan 10, 2014
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  3. I tried to catch some fog the other day.
    I Mist.
    jtc0999, Jan 10, 2014
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  4. A man got into a car accident and lost his left side. He's all right now.
    Luckygreenbird, Jan 10, 2014
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  5. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
    CrownOfEgypt, Jan 10, 2014
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  6. Really now?
    Edit Ninja'd
    Unoski, Jan 10, 2014
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  7. You saw nothing. :rolleyes:
    CrownOfEgypt, Jan 10, 2014
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  8. We think alike :3 (or we just know the same over-used joke :p)
    But even still ninja will ninja you who is trying to say he was ninja'd by someone else.
    Luckygreenbird, Jan 10, 2014
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  9. A cross-eyed teacher can't control his pupils.
    Luckygreenbird, Jan 10, 2014
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  10. Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
    emfs_ad, Jan 10, 2014
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  11. I can see that this thread will be here for a while. I imagine this going through my head whenever I will see it:
    Olaf_C, Jan 10, 2014
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  12. I've Got quite a few Deathconn puns!

    When He goes on vacation, he goes to ConnCun
    Bad Pun? Better burn it in the Conn Fire
    Guess I shouldn't Conntinue...
    MemeLad, Jan 11, 2014
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  13. This thread is so punny...
    HanaY, Jan 11, 2014
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