Things I've Learned in Minecraft

Thought I'd create this thread just for fun. Anyone can post things they've learned, screenshots or just text. Just remember, no advertising other servers. I cut the chat out of both of mine:

I'll start:
I learned that "Safety" has a totallly different meaning to Sonicol1 >.>


Also CrazyBro (Crazy1800) is great at obsidian gens in Skyblock:

And he will never live this down.

Do not report Justinguy

Lol. We were trying to make a decent cobble gen. I Afk'd and came back to this.

Just right-click and it refills your bucket with lava. Yeah been there, yet nevermore.

I learned the hard way that there is also a never dig straight up rule..

Always go back once you have collected the quartz you dropped when you died...

I have learned not to take my jokes too far,not to say i am going destroy others property, never try building with dirt, and what the word "alabacalisate" means.

Look before you leap (Into lava >.>)

That lava-baths are real.

Pandas eat ramen

I learned that lava walls can be abused.

Obsidian in front of doors in your dirt house after you joined five minutes ago isn't a good idea >_<

I've learned that AmusedStew lags my laptop. -_-

I have learned that maybe it isn't always a good idea to punch Pigmen........
(Edit)
An image for you.....

Why can't this be me......

Zombie pigman are programmed to look out for each other. IT'S IN THEIR BLOOD.

*DNA strands and their brain.

IamSaj.

Equinoxes are boss.